The act of male masturbation involving both hands, and upon climax, the ejaculate appears to be a stream of smoke out of the top of the "stack".
I totally smokestacked all over my computer screen today.
Being over the top in following rules and regulations.
Riley Beecher shined his boondockers for an hour last night. He is the most locked on Cadet I know.
|990.||Stack of Pancakes|
More than one slab of fat piled over the waistband of jeans.
"Joseph, check out that girl walking with the crazy muffin tops hanging out of her pants. No John, there's more than one...that's a stack of pancakes!
The amount of an erect penis showing after both owner's hands have been wrapped around it. To properly measure 'glory meat', one must first get an erection. Then, take the penis in the left hand, being sure the bottom edge of the left hand is flush with the abdomen. Then hold the remaining penis with the right hand, ensuring the bottom edge of the right hand is flush with the top edge of the left hand. Close all fingers and thumbs of both hands. The amount of penis over and above the top edge of the right hand is considered 'glory meat'.
Note: One either has glory meat or one doesn't. As a general rule of thumb, those having glory meat can be said to have an above average sized penis. Alas, the more glory meat showing, the bigger the penis.
'John has a small penis. I'll bet the fucker ain't got no glory meat at all!'
'Dude, I heard Bill has like 3 inches of glory meat. That's why he gets all the pussy.'
|992.||donkey punch toboggan|
when a man donkey punches a woman at the top of a staircase and rides her down the stairs
Marge rode Mark with her asshole but wouldn't let him have an orgasm. So Mark did a donkey punch toboggan to Marge and he came all over her at the bottom of the stairs.
a wedgie where the reciever is given several wedgies. the wedgies are usally in this order...
1.) regular wedgie
2.) frontal wedgie
3.) mervin (front and back wedgie)
4.) atomic wedgie (underwear put over the head)
5.) Hanging wedgie or mervin
6.) hang there until underwear rips or are let go
When i was in the 6th grade, a group of 8th graders gave me the worst super wedgie of all time. before the whole process they made me strip into nothing but my briefs in the school hallway. i was so embarressed. then they draged me to the school flagpole with a few other students folowing them. i was torchered with there ritual that they do. (they did that to a 6th grader every week) then they pull me to the top of the flagpole. people laughed took pictures and throw things at me. (most of them did even hit me because the flagpole is very high and i was at the very top) I sayed at the top of it for a total of 6 hours before a teacher noticed. when i got home my brother showed me that the pictures everyone took where all ready online. I went to school the next day and everyone laughed at me the entire day. I was so embarressed.
My parents didnt let me change schools and ever seince them i have been a victom of a super wedgie almost every week now.
(Verb)- To show off in front of a usually large audience by trying to pull over-the-top moves, taunting or smack talking. Normally seen in competitive sports. This will also most likely cause the person who is doing it to lose.
Bob was hollywooding during his fight by dropping his guard and taunting the other person, this led to him getting knocked out.
Joe tried to hollywood during his basketball game, but lost the ball to the other team.
Matt hollywooded before making a touchdown, which resulted in him being tackled by the other team.