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1. Critilyze
A hybrid of criticize and analyze
"Look, I dont mean to critilyze but that guy over there has massive man-boobs."
2. ultracrepidate
To criticize beyond sphere of one’s knowledge.
In a Roman story, a cobbler criticised the sandals in a painting by the painter Apelles, and then complained about further parts of the work, to which Apelles is said to have replied, "Ne sutor ultra crepidam", or, roughly, "The cobbler must not go beyond the sandal". As true today as it was then.

Yeah... an ultracrepidate alright...
3. Jet
One of the greatest bands ever. People always seem to criticize their music too much even if it does sound like other people's. OH FUCKING WELL! The band rules, get over it. Look, rock, I believe, is a dying breed. "'C'rap" is unfortunately taking over. Jet reminds me of the good ol classic rock days and if there were more bands like Jet relighting the flame of good music (or actual music at that), rap would not be a problem.
Jet may one day bring upon the Rock Rennesaince because they remind us of the golden age of rock.

Anyone who doesn't like Jet deserves to be flew into at Mach5 speeds by a jet.
4. Abercrombie
A store that only people who are absolutely jealous would criticize. The sad truth is that most all of the people that bitch about Abercrombie are the goths, punks, outcasts, and people who just plain can't afford it anyway. You are NOT being unique by wearing something from K-Mart. And, if you are goth or punk, you are not being unique either because you all wear the SAME THING TOO. I guarantee most of the people who posted negatively fit into one of these other groups. Abercrombie isn't prep. It's stylish. Vintage. Comfortable. A sign of a lifestyle a person has. THe only people I would say I hate who wear Abercrombie are the ones that wear it just to fit in, not because they like it or they have the lifestyle Abercrombie says about them.
Table of goths, druggies, and punks at lunch: Dude, look at those Abercrombie kids. They are soooo not unique. I mean, really, everyone at our table is wearing a completely different shade of black. We're really unique.

Table of popular Abercrombies: Dude, who gives a rip about those people over there? We're cool and we get lots of "action" so who cares? Let them cut their wrists and wish they were rich. Haha. Next subject.
5. player
n type of male (generally) who starts out using a devilish charm on a female of their chosing. They then act caring yet eventually create other romantic involvements with other females. They typically lie quite often, not only about their other relationships, but about themselves, their daily lives, and false promises. The male will try to manage the several relationships but is basically only it them to get some sort of sexual pleasure. It is natural for the male to insult or criticize. Their behavior can be linked to their actual love for one that does not love them equally. The said male also often has his known bad reputation to fit his personality.
David was so sweet, and said the sweetest things. Then I heard horrible rumors about him. I tried confronting him and he just criticized me! Then, Jenny told me he was all over another girl at a party! I can't believe he turned out to be such a player!
6. Soccer
A sport played world wide, but in most countries called football, not soccer. Here in the US many people think the US team is bad, but they are wrong. When the US mens national team entered Germany this Summer they were ranked 12 out of Fifa's 127 mens' teams, not so good are they? The sport originated in England and was spread to its colonies on several continents, for is one reason of its global domination. In the US many American Football fans and players will out of nowhere call a soccer player words such as Gaypher, Puccy, and Baby, even though they are covered in foot thick pads and break every thirty seconds to hudle in a circle and use poor vocabulary to make up plays. I have played both so don't criticize me for being "ignorant" to either sport. I think we should put much more effort into excepting soccer teams and players into our country, for soccer is our image in sports to the rest of the world. it takes speed, agility, intellegence, and common sense, {and also does not pay more for a player the fatter they are}!
American Football Fan: *While eating bags of chips and jumping off of the couch when some guy catches a ball in a marked area* "You play soccer, thats a puccy sport!"

Soccer Player: Yeah, and I don't have to weigh over 300 pounds to join the team either.

American Football Fan: Well, they really sucked up this World cup while in erm...wasn't it China?

Soccer Player: it was Germany, and mabye if you watched the sport once in a while you would notice how they are in the top 10 percentile of Fifa ranking...
7. Goth
Why do you define it? Why bother? The first thing someone does when they're introduced to something is anylize it, and dissect it. why? I don't need a philosophy of a goth to be one. Why do you need to be an expert on one the moment you see one on the street, in a restaurant, we are everywhere. It goes without saying. We have been taken over by what the world envisions it's citizens, by what America envisions it's citizens (especially it's children) to be. It has a fixed view of how we should behave; when we behave out of character you label us instead of adressing us. I can't help but ask why.

Let me startoff by clarifying something that's been a back and forth idea. Marylin Manson isn't REALLY a goth. He's more of a split person. He actually reminds me of Amy Lee; in the sense that the goth side of him is more reserved for the stage. He's not just weird, he's free. He lives the way he wants, not the way you want. At the end of the day it's his life. I said that to say this; why waste your time to criticize something that you've only witnessed from a vague and foggy point of view. you haven't taken the time to know us. If you did you wouldn't have anything to say about us. In the truest sense we are no different than you.

Let me just cut to the chase; my favorite Hollywood line. Goth is, in the oldest form of the word, a German tribe that once sacked Rome. in the not too distant form it started out as a variant of punk. I did a little research and found that the fi...
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