death ran over twice

Expression used to describe someone extremely ugly, or not looking well. (As used in I Know What You Did Last Summer)

"Damn that chicks been doin meth since the day she was born, she looks like death ran over twice"

death ran over twice by annasprettycool July 20, 2008

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My dead cat ran over my keyboard

My dead cat ran over my keyboard is a joke mocking people who always have an excuse

Oh what now John your gonna tell me that" My dead cat ran over my keyboard" John last time you told me you could not pay your rent because my "prices are too high" even though the only thing that is high is you everybody in this god forsaken building knows that you do weed John You're four months behind on your rent just fucking pay it.

My dead cat ran over my keyboard by Beanafied May 12, 2020

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Ran over by a train

When a girl or boy or a hoe has sex with a lot of guys in a short amount of time

Guy: yooo did you hear ... got ran over by a train
Other guy: yeah she is a hoe, imma tap that next cause I need a booty call

Ran over by a train by Brianna ( on youtube ) December 12, 2018

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my karma ran over your dogma

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)

1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?

my karma ran over your dogma by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003

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