| 1. | jump the broom | ||
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Denotes an antebellum marriage ritual used by African-American slaves, who were often prevented from legally marrying.
With wide variations, the basic feature of the ritual was that the marriage union was solemnized by a young couple leaping together over a broom. This would be done in the context of a family gathering. Widely practiced in the American South, the ritual may have an African origin, or it may have been adapted from a similar ancient Celtic fertility ritual. "Jumping the broom" is currently enjoying a resurgence in popularity as a tribute to the customs of American slaves. "Since legal marriage between us seems impossible, let's go jump the broom!"
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| 2. | broom wars | ||
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Violent game of tug of war using a broom; Where 2 people fight over the broom and object is to take the broom out of your opponent's possession; no rules; otherwise known as B.T.O.W Jake: "Ow! Tiffany you just bit me!"
Alyssa And Sam: " No rules! CRYBABY!" Tiffany: "Anything goes THIS IS BROOM WARS!!!!!!" Mom: "Take it from his possession! Twist! Pull!" |
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| 3. | sloppy Cronkite | ||
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A sexual term invented by Jon Stewart (or the writing staff) of the Daily Show.
It refers to vague (usually homosexual) sexual activity between political staffers, elected officials, members of the press etc. Perhaps the term is designed as an the over the (capital) hill parody of the well-known Dirty Sanchez. "Cheney and Libby gave each other sloppy Cronkites in the broom closet."
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| 4. | fingercuff | ||
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1. When one marries another, especially when it's for the wrong reasons OR to shield advances from others.
2. A sexual encounter that involves a female having a dick in her mouth and another one in her pussy and/or bootyhole. Girl, why you wanna fingercuff that man when you know it's just for his money?
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| 5. | broomball | ||
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Broomball is a popular recreational ice sport originating in Canada and played around the world. It is played in a hockey rink, either indoors or outdoors, depending on climate and location.
In a game of broomball there are two teams, each consisting of six players, a goaltender plus five others. The object of the game is to score more goals than your opponent. Goals are scored by hitting the ball into your opponent's net using your broom. Tactics and plays are similar to those used in sports such as ice hockey, roller hockey and floorball. Players hit a small ball around the ice with a stick called a 'broom'. The broom may have a wooden or aluminium shaft and has a rubber-moulded triangular head similar in shape to that of a regular broom. Players wear special rubber-soled shoes instead of skates, and the ice is prepared in such a way that it is smooth and dry to improve traction. Let's head over to the ice rink and play some broomball.
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| 6. | butt glue | ||
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When one pulls aside a girl's panties, ejactulates on her ass, readjusts the panties, then slaps the ass to keep panties in place. Used to assert male dominance over the female and prevent wedgies. Did you hear about what Kush did to that ho in the broom closet? He totally butt glued her.
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| 7. | Broom Stick Suicide | ||
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broom stick suicide also know as B.S.S. is the act of killing ones self by sticking the end of a broom stick up their anus and then jumping off of somthing really high such as a house or other tall building, most people that kill themselves like this do it because it is the most awesome thing that they could possibly do with their life which is why they killed themself in the first place. This is not to be confused with light post suicide which is at least over 9000 times cooler but takes years of gauging your ass to do. you know that kid that said he was going to kill himself, he did it yesterday Broom Stick Suicide style so his life wasn't a toptal waste.
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