Perceived to be the 'original' or 'first' homosexual male, if such a being ever existed. The occasional myth that emerges from closed circles entails that the one Gay Lord ruled over homosexuals in early Mesopotamian times as a deity of sorts and if he still lived today, would be able to control every living gay man with a single thought. Some say that the homosexual 'essence' of the Gay Lord was / is the purest of all gays. To this day, it is unknown as to how the Gay Lord actually looked like, although there is much speculation on whether the Gay Lord still lives; locked away in deep slumber. It has also been said that the Gay Lord has no apparent connection with bisexuals or lesbians.
"Like you said palooka, the Kindred have their Cain and the homos have their Gay Lord.."
Over twenty thousand years before the birth of --Anikan Skywalker--, dark jedi had stumbled upon the Sith race. The Sith beings dominated the then uncharted world of Korriban.more...
Star Wars creator, George Lucas, took the Gaelic word Sith meaning fairy or sprite. Gaelic lore describes sith as good natured, tiny, winged creatures that live in the woods. Lucas's Sith were a lighthearted, primitive race of force adepts (those who had the ability to tap into the force).
The primative Sith did not have a great understanding of the force and only used their natural abilities for basic tricks.
The dark jedi had been exhiled from the know universe after the Great Schism (100 year war among the Jedi Order over banning use of the dark side of the force.) When the surviving dark jedi arrived, they easily conqured, corrupted and enslaved the Sith beings. Sith beings were forced to worship the dark jedi as gods. Dark jedi became known as Sith Lords able to study and embrace the dark side...
The world's current Sith Lord
Her current apprentices are possibly Dr Phil or that white designer he-bitch she owns, or perhaps even Tom Cruise (hehe midget)
"Watch out or Oprah will fry you with her sith powers"
"Oprah is so Sithy she eats bricks for breakfast (which also explains her weight)"
"Oprah is going to take over the galaxy one day, better not pay out black folks"
In J. R. R. Tolkien's Middle-earth, the Moriquendi (the Elves of Darkness, singular Moriquendi) are, in essence, the Elves that did not join the Great Journey over the sea and behold the light of the Two Trees in Valinor. They lingered on the shores of Middle-earth or, indeed, never passed the Blue Mountains on the east of Beleriand or the Misty Mountains further to the east. Those Moriquendi who originally started on the journey but for some reason did not finish it are known as the Úmanyar, "Those not of Aman". What became of them later is almost a mystery. It is possible that some of them may have secretly dwelt in the mountains of Ered Luin and remained there up until the beginning of the Fourth Age
A band which is the subject of yet another pathetically fanboyish urbandictionary controversy over which band/genre is better.
You know what, why don't both sides just fucking lie down and die already? It really is goddamn pathetic that you place so much of your time into this pointless conflict.
Limp Bizkit fanboy: OMG, Limp Bizkit r teh bestz0r!1shift
Limp Bizkit hater: OMG liek Limp Bizkit r teh shitz0r!1shift
Anyone with a brain: just shut the fuck up, you cowardly idiots.
1. A contemptible person, possibly with ultimate control over time and space.
2. A desirable person of either gender, again, possibly with ultimate control over time and space.
1. Begone, you vile Time Lord!
2. Goodness, that maiden appears to be quite the Time Lord
The sexual activity in wich a male and a female or two females compete in, a footjob for a man and woman is when the woman places her bare feet(shoes or nylon/latex stockings)on the males penis and rubs and strokes it with her soles and places her toes in between the end of the penis rubbing and eventualy the male cums all over the females feet. There is also another type of footjob wich two female lesbians participate in, it's where both females facing leg to leg to eachother place their feet upon eachothers breasts and rub and tickle the niples with their toes also placing each niple between the toes casuing sexual desire and orgasm (this can also be done with the toes being placed in the virginal region.)
Last night i saw this hot chick walking down the street and i asked for her number, she came over that very night and i sucked her soft silky toes to get her in the mood of giving me the best footjob iv ever had, it was amazing i cummed all over her soft sexy feet and she licked it right off.