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the act of taking something already dry, and drying it even more; a physical impossibility you can't over-die, you can't over dry
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| 2. | dry dogwood | ||
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The dry dogwood happens when a man over the age of 70 tries to engage in intercourse. Whilst about to cum he pulls out and tries to ejaculate on her face only to see a cloud of chalky dust come out accompanied by the short burst of air much like that of popping an innertube. Upon spreading this powder on his parteners face, he must then yelp out with possibly his last dying breath "dry dogwood!" to complete the act. Dude, yesterday I thought my grandma was doing drywall work but it turns out gramps just gave her the ol' dry dogwood
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| 3. | dry wit | ||
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1.) The ability to criticise someone and have them laugh about it; see also oblivious
2.) Humour that soars over the heads of your less intellectual friends 3.) Cutting sarcasm cleverly masked as a lighthearted joke; the epitome of Oscar Wilde John: "Sometimes I wish I could think like you do, it must be fascinating"
Jason: "Was that dry wit?" John: "Of course not, I truly admire your intellect!" Jason: "Oh. cool." |
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| 4. | dry dog | ||
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Figuratively, the act of getting fucked over by someone in the worst way possible. Its literal meaning is further defined as having a dick rammed in your ass with no lube at nearly the speed of light. I went in to Starbucks this morning and got dry dogged for a $5.00 coffee.
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| 5. | Dry Cack | ||
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Dry cack is the dried-up residue left over if you do not wipe your ass good enough, and it itches like no other. Male 1:"Dude, I have dry cack in my butt!"
Male 2:"That sucks balls." Male 3:"Wet-paper towel that shit!" |
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| 6. | Bucca Drip Dry | ||
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This is a completely heterosexual phenomenon that occurs in male only showers during military deployments, or even at the local YMCA. A man will finish his shower and instead of drying off in the shower, or drying off at all, he will proceed to shave, brush his teeth, comb his hair, clip his fingernails, floss etc before placing on even a single stitch of clothing. The most blatant example is when they will straddle a bench and begin a converstation with a perfect stranger. Usually over manly things such as football scores or weight lifting. The predominant explanation for this behavior is that of closet homosexuals seeking like minded citizens or who enjoy simple exhibitionism. This is akin to the "wide stance" in the urinal or stall. Guy #1: Hey that was a great shower...I noticed you do the Bucca Drip Dry.
Guy #2: Yeah, I'm not shy, if you know what I mean. Guy #1: I think I know exactly what you mean. Hey will you be at the showers the same time tomorrow? Guy #2: You know it. Guy #1: Hey, maybe we can do some calf raises sometime? Guy #2: Great, thought you'd never ask! |
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| 7. | Dry Hump | ||
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drahy - huhmp
Verb : dry hump, dry humping, dry humped A term used in retail to describe an experience where a sales associate spends a considerable amount of time with a customer, and the customer leaves the store without making a purchase. Manager: "Tyler, you spent over 45 minutes with that customer, and they left empty handed!"
Tyler: "I told her all about that laptop, showed her all the accessories she'd need, told her about the service, hell I even smiled, and she just walked off." Manager: "Gotta love getting dry humped." |
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