marital outsourcing 

Outsourcing is farming work out to an external entity that can do it cheaper or more effectively. Marital outsourcing is the same concept applied to marital relations. Numerous service providers are able to perform services on demand often more effectively and at a lower "total cost"

David: What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
Mark: Marital Outsourcing. Better service, lower cost.
David: Lower cost? He spent thousands of dollars!
Mark: You ever calcualate how much us married guys pay on a per event basis?
David: Touche.

marital outsourcing by Jamison313 April 17, 2008

Outhouse Polio

A condition where your legs fall asleep becuase you sit on the can too long.

Johnny couldn't walk after taking a really long dump. He had outhouse polio.

Outhouse Polio by Joemammy January 18, 2015

outsourcing 

When a company hires another company to do some aspect of its work for it.

Examples of this include (but are not limited to):

* Stores using another companies cleaning services for cleaning its floors etc (rather then having employees of their own hired as full time cleaners).

* An ISP using a third party for its e-mail services rather then using servers of their own.

* A company in need of call centre services using a third person company rather then building a call centre of its own.

Companies often outsource to save money. However, it's also possible they want to concentrate on their main service and allow another company to worry about secondary ones (ie, companies whose main service are those secondary ones).

Outsourcing unfortunatly costs jobs domestically when companies outsource overseas. This is why people dislike it so much.

Poor guys unemployed because his employer outsourced his job overseas.

outsourcing by Guest February 2, 2005

two corncob outhouse 

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

two corncob outhouse by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

double decker outhouse 

Possibly the worst invention in history. The double decker outhouse is, quite literally, two toilet stalls stacked. Although this structure conserves space, it is completely impractical and downright messy.

Bottom stall occupant: What's that creaking?

Morbidly obese top stall occupant: ... I think the floor is caving in.

Bottom stall occupant: *Sigh* ... who in their right mind invented the double decker outhouse?

double decker outhouse by double decker loo May 7, 2009

outsourcing 

An easy method for corporations to maximize their profits and avoid the unions at the same time. Basically, it involves moving one's business to another part of the world where people will willingly under slavelike conditions and for 1/10 the pay of a Poverty-Class American worker.

See outsource and globalization for more definitions.

Outsourcing is creating a major economic boom, but piss-poor levels of domestic job growth because the Third World has all the employees the corporations need.

Oh, and the executives are pocketing the profits too.

outsourcing by sarcastic March 29, 2004

outhouse rat

As in "crazy as a..." Indicates a persons mental health...or rather the complete and total lack thereof. Like shithouse rat, only more pc for use in mixed or questionable company wherein one might become offended.

Person 1: What did you do that for?
Person 2: Don't mind me, I'm just crazy as an outhouse rat.

outhouse rat by ElKrampo7 May 22, 2006