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when you are getting head and you take it out the mouth and you ejaculate hense shooting semen onto a forgien object.
"Girl be still before i get an out fielder! And you gonna clean it up!"
by Dar Hoss February 14, 2008
 
1.
Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.
That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.
by bill1970 November 10, 2009