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Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.
That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.
by bill1970 November 10, 2009
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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when you are getting head and you take it out the mouth and you ejaculate hense shooting semen onto a forgien object.
"Girl be still before i get an out fielder! And you gonna clean it up!"
by Dar Hoss February 14, 2008
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When a male jizzes and it shoots out away from them and then be for it hits the ground he catches it
Little Tim was a outfielder this morning
by australianpecan June 02, 2015
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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