And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more 

What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"

Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more

And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011

outburst 

A sudden explosion of some sort.

He had an outburst when I told him he couldn't have the super soaker water gun.

outburst by ripcurlgrrl May 28, 2005

bible outburst

An outburst of literally biblical proportions.

Christian Bale's bible outburst: Do you want me to fucking go trash your lights? Do you want me to fucking trash 'em? Then why are you trashing my scene?

bible outburst by Thomas F. Harman February 5, 2009

primal outburst 

When engaging in intercourse in the missionary position, the male leans down and makes an angry face and screams in the female's face.

"Oh my god man, it was nuts. We were goin' at it serious, like face to face, ya know? And I let out the primal outburst right in her face!"
"Holy shit! What'd she do?!"
"It was nuts- She fuckin' starts crying and shit.."

primal outburst by d.blaze February 25, 2003

Random outburst 

A random outburst that Dim can’t control it usually happens at night on Xbox around 12-2 o clock and Matt is also gay

Dim: *click *click gay joo whore

Matt-: here he goes again he just CANT CONTROL THE RANDOM OUTBURSTS

Random outburst by Dumbass dom May 23, 2020

Selective Outburst 

Flipping out at a moment that you selected of a time/situation. Rather than doing it any time any place! 😆🤕👀🙄

He only has his random "Selective Outburst" when he's emotionally spiralling down!

Selective Outburst by Agees March 7, 2023

Islamic outburst 

When someone (usually your male partner) has a lot of agression that stems from jealousy or insecurities, usually bottled up overtime until it "explodes".

When he is extremely possessive of his girl and lashes out at other men that come too close to her.

When he is protective of his girl which comes across as toxic to some.

GF: "I shouldn't talk to you like this or my boyfriend will get upset."

Uninformed random boy: "Gurl, your shouldn't be okay if your boyfriend has Islamic outbursts like this, he sounds like a terrorist."

Islamic outburst by Levi9943 February 27, 2024