| 1. | Queen Bitch of the Universe | ||
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I was born bad and got worse. The Old Queen passed away and I've been holding the successor's seat for a while now. Since no one has been able to make me move over, I think I'll keep the crown.
I am the last person you want to screw with because I will eat you alive and pick my teeth with your bones. I am often imitated but never duplicated. I am the ultimate bitch of all bitches. I out rank all other bitches and have been known to bitch slap them until they come to their senses. I can go from 0 to 100% pure Bitch quicker than you can blink. I can make a sidewinder in the Mojave look cuddly and cute by comparison. I'm so tenacious that I make a rabid pit bull look like a quitter. Hell hath no fury to match mine.... I didn't realize that RecentCoin was Queen Bitch of the Universe. She really does have the name tag. Maybe I shouldn't have pissed her off.
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| 2. | Stupid ads | ||
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Stupid ads just like other stupid music and movies; they are all poorly made, don’t make sense, doesn’t stick to the product or service, stupid. Stupid ads waste company’s money, your company’s image is damaged, and your stuffs will be locked up in the mental institution. The most important thing is the customers won’t buy your product. Stupid ads doesn’t attract me to buy the product
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| 3. | Swag Master of the Universe | ||
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Someone who's outrageous swagger is so unreal and mind-blowingly amazing that he/she is named a Swag Master. However, since only one Swag Master of the Universe can exist, one's swag must be so intense and epic that people physically pass out from prolonged exposure to it. That is what constitutes a Swag Master of the Universe. Some examples of past winners of the honorous title "Swag Master of the Universe" include interenet meme star Kamina with the epic cape and shades, and more recently Justin Bieber... LOL jk.
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| 4. | Masters of the Universe | ||
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Only the greatest cartoon out of the 80's, followed by Transformers, Thundercats, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, M.A.S.K., and I think C.O.P.S. was in the 80's and if it wasn't it pwns too. "Holy shit did you just watch the new Masters of the Universe cartoon?"
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| 5. | Shadow of the Colossus | ||
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Created by the brilliant Team ICO, under direction of Fumito Ueda, Shadow of the Colossus is the worthy sequal (or prequal, however you want to interprete the timeline) to ICO, an underrated masterpiece of a videogame released for the PS2 back in 2001.
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Shadow of the Colossus is set in the ICO universe, an undetermined number of years before the events of ICO itself, and features a lone warrior (Wander), his trusty steed (Agro),recently deceased girlfriend (Mono) and 16 mysterious beasts (Colossi). These, for the vast majority of the game, are the only characters involved. The story is the simplest of tales of love: Wander is tasked with the slaying of all 16 colossi (with just a sword, bow and arrows) in order to bring his girlfriend back to life. Shadow of the Colossus is a testament to the brilliance of Fumito Ueda and Team ICO, turning such a simple premise into one of the greatest videogames of all time, and the game oozes the jaw-dropping artistic direction that only Fumito Ueda can produce. This game is at once epic, haunting and lonely. A masterpiece that should be enjoyed by all people of all backgrounds. As a side note, Shadow of the Colossus sold significantly more copies than |
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| 6. | knights of the old republic | ||
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In covering those four bases, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic is not only providing one of the very best interactive Star Wars experiences, but it's tapped into the very soul of the Star Wars universe that drew hundreds of millions of fans to the franchise in the first place. Developed by Bioware, Knights of the Old Republic is stronger with The Force than any George Lucas-powered movie that's come out in the last 20 years and lands on the Xbox as one of the very best titles the system has to offer.
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There's tons of character development, a combat probability system and a giant inventory to manage, so I guess KOTOR gets clearance as a role-playing game. But as both an RPG and a Star Wars title, it strikes a marvelous balance of hardcore authenticity and accessibility for the uninitiated. Pen and paper players can check the log of dice rolls used to calculate the success rate of every trigger pull or lightsaber swing. Freddy Fanboy can geek out for hours at how well the Jawa language has been adapted for a videogame. And even the coolest of the cool hip kids will be able to see the appeal of swinging double lightsabers and choking fools from across the room. It all begins with a rock solid story that really does begin a long long time ago.... Everything you need to become the next Dark Lord of the Sith or the savior of the Republic! Character creation, leveling up, how to choose your path to Light or Darkness, weapons, items, the art of conversation, and mini-ga... |
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| 7. | Center of the Universe | ||
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The intersection of 119th Street and Indianapolis Blvd. Do to its proximity to Chicago, during the 1930s this was one of the busiest intersections in the country. There was once the architectural landmark of the Illiana Hotel but it was demolished during the early 90s. The only remenant of its long vibrant history is one of the orginal White Castles. Even though the term is used sarcastically by young people in their twenties, there are remenents of truth in it. Hey lets go hang out at the Center of the Universe.
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