| 1. | Fall Out Boy | ||
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Fall Out Boy is a band that everyone loves to hate. Fall Out Boy fans are hated even more than the band itself, just for liking the music. Fall Out Boy's disgruntled ill-wishers feel the need to, for some reason, mercilessly thrash anyone who admits having a fondness for the band at all. Unless you despise Fall Out Boy with every fiber of your being, you will probably be damned by the endless swarms of bitching hate-mongers who feel it is their duty to try and make every Fall Out Boy fan look like a mindless bastard/"queer". Fall Out Boy anti-fans are assholes, simply put. They're the kind of people that, if you see them walking down the street, you just wanna punch the hell out of 'em. They're the kind of people that can't respect anyone else's opinion, at all. I was walking across the parking lot at school listening to Fall Out Boy. Some random guy asked me what I was listening to, I told him, and so he proceeded by ripping my headphones off of my head and tossing them on the ground. Then I beat the shit out of him.
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| 2. | taken out of context | ||
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A use phrased by countless politicians, celebrities, and television/radio hosts to justify any stupid thing they ever say. While occasionally something is taken out of context, it is mostly ridiculous. Critic: "How could you possibly claim that you want to rape and murder every single minority in the country?"
Douchebag: "I did say that, but it was taken out of context." |
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| 3. | Power Rangers | ||
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A slowly dying T.v. show that is now only adorred by 5-7 year old children with a repeating story plot, cheesy effects, overdramatic fight scenes, and with a new series every month as the power rangers try to deny their downfall. After an episode children start beating the crap out of each other, make that obnoxious explosion sound, and then cry becuase they got kicked in the shin. "Haha! you'll never defeat me red ranger!"
red- "Oh no! how will i ever defeat the doorknob monster?!" doorknob monster-"HAHA! Now face the wrath of my doorknobs!" red-"Not so fast doorknob monster!"*pulls giant save-the-day weapon out of nonexsistant ass pocket* red-"I have my super teamwork fusion boomerang! doorknob-"Oh no!" *gets hit and dramatically explodes* red- "Good teamwork guys! We really twisted that doorknob! haha! get it?" rangers-"hahahahahahahaha!" power rangers are awsome |
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| 4. | tick-wiz | ||
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to have an urge to empty the contents of your bladder
to need to "take a wiz" or to go pee. damn all that water made me have to tick-wiz
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| 5. | Gangtard | ||
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1) A person in a gang that is mentally retarded
2) A person in a gang who thinks they are better than all the other gang members but in reality are actually out of style. A nerd that tags along with popular kids would be a Gangtard.
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| 6. | ill jibbs | ||
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A slang term usually used to describe how amazingly misaligned ones teeth are, but can also refer to a smashed set of teeth from the aftermath of a facial beating. Often used as a "ghetto" term but can also be used by white teenagers who think its pretty hilarious. Clark: You got some ill jibbs there Derek, you should prolly get some braces or somethin.
or Rob: Dude Pete just got punched repeatedly in the face until he agreed to sing "See You Again" by Miley Cyrus in front of the entire class. Bob: I bet he has some ill jibbs after that beating! |
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| 7. | Youtube Drifting | ||
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The act of following wherever the winds and your youtube suggestions take you. "Fred suddenly realized that he had been youtube drifting when he found himself in the women's makeup section of youtube."
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