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When a woman is unable to engage in sexual activity because she is menstruating.
"Sorry baby, you probably want to stay away from that area. I'm out of commission."
"You might want to be careful down there... I'm still a little bit out of commission..."
"uh, you should jump me now, 'cause I'm definitely back in commission."
When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick
Man that fucking Rachael chick, took me into the closet last night and gave me a fucking Beef Jerky. Now my cock is out of comission for at least a week,I wanna snuff that hoe in the face!!!!!
1.) An emotionally and socially dysfunctional person, driven by irrational desire(s) to put the entirety of humanity and the technology and innovation that brought society to the current peak of development out of comission for the sake of being "green".
Much like a schizophrenic, environmentalists defend their beliefs by citing paranoid ideation and theory with no basis in reality.
Environmentalists have banded together, using theatrics, literature, and pop culture to manipulate, guilt, and decieve the unsuspecting into setting aside perfectly good lifestyles, products, and manufacturing processes for inefficient, overly costly, and counterproductive ways in the name of being "green".
It should be noted that the use of "me too" advertising, elitism, and pop culture depiction of green as "hip" and "cool" has met with varying success toward those with limited mental fortitude, although igniting a backlash amongst the more intellecturally capable.
2.) A social status seeker (see: conformist) with little technical grasp of the underlying concepts, attempting to jump on the green bandwagon in a misguided attempt to become "hip" or "cool".
Jane was an environmentalist; she drove a Toyota Prius plastered with liberal bumper stickers and looked down her nose at everybody else who didn't.
So blinded by her self righteous status seeking crusade was she, that as Jane looked down her nose at the beat up 80's CRX passing by, she failed to realize that not only did it return 10 more MPG on two decade old technology, but was paid for and already returning savings to its owner. It also did none of the environmental damage that Janes Prius did, having already been manufactured some 20 years ago.
Things just kept going downhill. The 150 karma requirement made the forbidden fruit known as LUE more alluring than ever. Mods began failing on the job of keeping the fad topics under control. Soon other annoying things spawned as well, such as:more...
* Horribly overusing catch phrases (always been a problem, but by now, it was worse than ever before!)
* Trying to beat record time for reaching 500 in a topic (I believe it was on SterLUEization night that this happened, in fact!)
* Trying to break records for highest number of posts or topics ever had on LUE
* Making stupid, pointless topics such as 'poopies, discuss'
* Posting ASCII outside of designated ASCII topics
* Making really stupid joke topics that look serious at first glance, or posting (serious), then containing a joke post inside
And then... the innevitable happened...
Y2k posted JustShana's live journal. Shana was a girl who had committed suicide a few months earlier (apparently by jumping off a tall building) Her parents kept her journal open to write poetry and reflect on their daughter's life with her friends and family. Much to Y2k's amusement, LUEsers started posting things on Shana's journal.
"I'm very sorry..."
"She bought an N-Gage, didn't she?"
"Timmy, you're permanently expelled!"
Then, much to Y2k's dismay, people began posting horrible things.
"Stop wasting your sympathy and compassion on that little attention whore"
A westie is a person that wears clothes such as dada, starts fights (mainly in the retunda outside Bakery Hill McDonalds, Ballarat), deals and uses drugs. The male version of a westie, can vary, having tattoos, piercings, is involved with more than one girl and is most likely a father to a child somewhere. The female version of a westie, tends to have more than one child to many different fathers, they may have tattoos and piercings and tend to mouth off at other females.
Westies are generally found in Wendouree West, but can also be found in other comission houses in the Ballarat area.
They have common unoriginal names such as Steph and Joe.
You fucking westie! Get your drug-fucked head out of my fridge, and get out of my house!
It's when a person gets out of her shell of apathy to, very decidedlly, do something!
Simmillarlly: when a drug dealer goes out to the neighborhood to sell/buy drugs or to put another dealer or an debtfull client to death.
OR, it's the kind of dance you wouldnt like to see your daughter doing with anyone.
"Get out on the grind yall. Aint no better time dawg. I know youve read the great comission let me just remind: make disciples of the nations, teachem to obey tha Lord. Hate to never lead someone to Christ before i face tha Lord." Lecrae spitn on "Send Me"
1. The practice of constantly throwing co-workers under the bus (exposing them, making them look bad, etc.) with the goal of either making themself look better or for personal amusement.
2. The process of Chuck Norris symbotically merging with a bus.
1. "Watch out for Gavin man, he practically founded a school on buschuckery. Good luck getting any of the comission on that now."
2. "I'm losing control of it.... Oh no, it's Chuck Norris, and he's doing buschuckery again, hold on everybody!"