A temporary mental disassociation triggered by the extreme emotional distress caused by the tremendous urgency to defecate.
I had to shit so bad that I had a brown out. I don't remember anything between the parking lot and the stall.
|2.||Purple Ass Juice|
Purple ass juice is a purple sticky liquid that leaks out of the buttocks.
It's usually produced as a result of having unprotected anal sex and the anal sphincter muscles tearing. If the individual who's 'giving' has an STI or has bad hygiene, the area could become infected, causing the teared area to swell and fill will liquid. If anything passes through the anus while the sphincter is swollen, it will rupture and a purple liquid will leak from the swollen area.
The liquid's colour is very similar to the colour of beetroot. It's texture is similar to jam, and it has a putrid smell.
Purple Ass Juice cannot be treated by any remedies or drugs, if one has Purple ass juice, one will have to wait for the body to fix the issue by itself.
It is a very painful experience and can cause the sufferer to become extremely emotional and even suicidal, especially if the sufferer fucked a male prostitute to spite their Filipino boyfriend who had just dumped them.
Jimbob: Eh, me no wanna be with you no more. Me wanna be fwend. me no love you, me fuck you for good time. Me say bye.
*Dumpee has anal sex with male prostitute out of anger*
Purple Ass Juice victim: Oh shit, I've got purple ass juice dribbling down my arse, now I want to jump off a bridge. Boo hoo.
An act, usually out of spite, where a mop or broom stick is abruptly shoved into the anal cavity like an unwelcomed guest at a party.
"You piss me off, it's your funeral. Oh yes, popsicle time!"
|4.||Best Guy Friend|
A girls best guy friend is a place you never want to be, it is the zone where the girls bitches to you about her problems and you make the mistake of relating to them.more...
It is a mix between the friend zone and nice guy persona.
It is a horrible place to be, you eventually develop feelings for that person and then they shoot some comment of f to you such as,
" We have such a great friendship and, I don't want things to get out of hand " .
" Last time it got out of control when I got to close with this other guy ".
Avoid this zone..the nice guy/friend zone/best friend zone mixed.
Close friends is probably going to far, if she ever calls you best friend you are butt fucked for life and have no chance with her at all -ever-.
This is coming from a guy who just delt with this situation today and it is a sucky ass place to be.
Do your self some good;
Pick up some weights.
Don't return her calls emails etc for a day.
Don't let her use you as an emotional door mat for her problems.
Never confirm best friend with her if she ever considers you that.
Just keep this in mind, it isn't because your ugly or an asshole or whatever it is. It is because you have gotten to close to her and if you do end up having something as more than friends and it went of course it would cause her to much emotional pain.
That is for nice girls, who sadly go for bad guys.
assume the opposite for sluts..
An unbelievably hard and most likely long shit that comes out of one's ass. The pain experience by "firing off" a shit missile is second to only explosive diarrhea and an assplosion. This is an immense amount of shit that forces tiself to come out in the most painful way possible.
A loud "spelunk" noise will occur when the missile has left the firing chamber.
The etymology of this term dates back not long ago when Metroid Prime 3: Corruption came out for the Wii. Since Samus's gunship was actually good for something other than saving and reloading this time, it shot missiles that were greatly helpful, yet majorly under used. The term "ship missile" is quite similar to "shit missile", and either a mispronunciation or a misspelling brought "Shit missile" to use.
LET ME IN THE DAMNED BATHROOM, I HAVE TO LAUNCH A SHIT MISSILE!
MOTHERFUCKER!!!! Son of a bitch, that hurt. *looks down*
Holy shit! It looks a meter long!
only girls experience it. everyday, excessive itching of the buns. between the hours of 7-9 am and pm.
man my huelas are out of control today! my butt is raw from all the itching. it even hurts to sit.
A type of that weed that has long lasting effects (longer than normal) 3-4 hours. Better to smoke out of a bong, only 2 rips from the bong and experience a tingly, energetic euphoric high.
Ahh nigga this bitch was takin fat hits with some Kronic Sonic and that bitch was out in 2 rips.