A board game sold by Parker Bros. based off of a Victorian-era parlor game. The name comes from joining the French & German word for yes “oui” & ja” together. The pointer moves because of overcompensation by one person to the involuntary hand movement of the other, which is why it takes two people to work. Once the pointer start moving, one person subconsciously “answers” the question asked the other asked and involuntarily moves towards the answer. Which is why “the board” only answers in languages the players speak and can’t answer questions to which the players don't know.

The only satanic thing about this game is the amount of money Parker Bros. make off of this scam.
Skeptic:
"Ouija, who were the first two men in space?"

Players & Board:
"...."
by Tragic Story September 28, 2004
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A game my sister used to play with me when I was little to scare me.
Me: Will I get a N64 for my birthday?
Ouija board: You will die.
by MHC17 April 17, 2007
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A Parker brothers game originating from talking boards which have been around for centuries. The board is similar to a game board, with yes, no, ouija, the full alphabet, the numbers 0-9 and goodbye printed on it. includes a planchette which is a heart shaped piece of plastic on three legs with a clear piece of plastic for viewing. You play by placing the planchette on the board and putting your fingers on the planchette, usually played in groups of two or more. The planchette moves by itself, according to people that believe that the ouija board communicates with spirits. Some people believe that the people playing are moving the planchette subconsiously. Supposed to fortell the future and know all by some. A staple of teenage sleepovers and horror movies starting teenagers.
The Ouija board said that I'm going to marry David.
by Evil Bella January 8, 2004
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its a board with letters on it. satan is just as likely to haunt your keyboard as he is an ouija board.
i think ouija board is a satanic device. i am an idiot
by fred bamburger December 11, 2006
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dat is some seriously fucked up shit right there i'm not kiddin ya neither
by meatwad September 10, 2004
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it'll definately make your head spin all the way around and make you vomit huge amounts of pea soup and pee yourself in front of everybody
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the spiritual companion to monopoly or the spiritualist belief system of those who favor monopolies
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playing with a ouija board is a bad bad move
by oooh September 14, 2006
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The Ouija board works. My friends and i have used it multiple times. Everytime we have used it we swear to each other that we barely place our fingers on the message indicator and it still has moved very fast. We ask the spirits if they are friendly and would they like to talk to us. Some say they arent friendly and they dont want to talk to us, some have also been very nice and want to talk to us. We ask what they want to talk about and sometimes they say they want to talk about themselfs or us. Some are able to tell the users' future and some arent. We have many reasons to know it works. We asked a spirit who one of my friends will marry, and it spelled her current boyfriends last name exactly right (and it is a very long, un-common last name) and we knew we never said it out loud. We also asked what our childrens names would be, and it spelled out names we have already decided on. We also asked what people we knew were doing at the time, it would give us answers, we then called the people and asked them what they were doing and the spirit was right. I'm not saying that the spirtis might be exactly right about the predicting future thing, but the scary fact is that it spelled out exact names of things and people we know. We made sure we never said the answers outloud so it would just feed off of what we said. The Ouija boardd might not work for everyone because it has to be taken seriously to work. Everyone has to make sure they dont accidentally move the message indicater, sometimes the strentgh is weak of the message indicator, but other times it can be very strong.
Ouija Board Parker Brothers Board "Ouija-The Mysterious, Mystifying Game"
by HayleyDEAR June 4, 2009
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