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The crappiest NHL team ever. Well.. except for all the southern teams. F them.
The Maple Leafs will always KILL YOU Ottawa!!

Tampa Bay sucks. Fuck the Lightning.
by Cooze #2 September 12, 2004
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Joined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle.
"Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans"
- Unknown

Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?
by OCTranspo November 25, 2006
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See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.
And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!
by Jeff March 27, 2004
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The absolute worst team in the NHL, gets their asses kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs on a regular basis. Only fags and queers are Sens fans. They are just unable to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they just simply fucking suck. FUCK THE SENS!!!
Jim: WTF man. Why do the Ottawa Senators suck so many ginger balls?

Jason: I dont know man. All I know is that they should just give up and all commit suicide together cause they just suck.

Jim and Jason: FUCK THE SENS

background crowd: YEAH FUCK THE SENS!!
by Leafs35 February 01, 2009
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Ottawa Senators are a team in the National Hockey League. Whenever they are losing, or in a tight spot, they play dirty and instigate fights.
Quite often, one can equate Ottawa Senator to cry-baby, whiner and/or spoiled brat.
Stop being such an Ottawa Senator, you can't win all the time.
by TheSock58 October 06, 2009
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