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Reason why that lady on Alley McBeal (and others) are bulimic. They "make their crap healthier" by adding laxatives/antibiotics/perfume, and other crap. Only those with an iron stomach eat there... Reason why that lady on Alley McBeal (and others) are bulimic. They "make their crap healthier" by adding laxatives/antibiotics/perfume, and other crap. Only those with an iron stomach eat there...
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| 2. | Crap Game Syndrome | ||
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Crap Game Syndrome, or CGS, is an uncommon condition among the modern gaming population that usually starts with a simple case of nostalgia, but can quickly develop into CGS if not dealt with straight away.
Symptoms include browsing abandonware sites like The Underdogs for anything pre-1990; finding excuses to boot into DOS mode and coming home with a copy of Daikatana under one arm and Battlecruiser under the other. Note that certain older games, like Tetris and Breakout, are excluded from the effects of CGS. It's okay to play these once in awhile without succumbing to its influence. "Dude, why the hell are you playing Battlecruiser?"
"It's kind of fun once you try it." "So is a crap on the sidewalk. Face it man, you have CGS bad." "Hey, is that Daikatana?" "Yeah, I'm coming down with Crap Game Syndrome." "Burn it now before throw you down a well." |
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| 3. | trophy crap | ||
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A crap left purposefully unflushed in a public restroom because of its profound grossness, extreme size or other redeeming qualities. Yo Jake, check out that trophy crap in the bathroom - I swear, it's sticking 3 inches out of the water!
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| 4. | rap is crap | ||
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RaP is crap:
The typical gansta rapper feels that going to prison is a right of passage. They lack education, common sense , manners and good dressing habits. A great many of the Rappers of this time are homophobes who are in fact closeted homosexuals. Names such as 50 cent and Snoop dog are but only 2 names on the list of several homosexual/pedophile rappers who publicly object to homosexuality yet behind close doors engage in homosexual acts. Rappers such a snoop dog and 50 cent are known for having drug additions such as the use of crack cocaine that in effect warps their minds. With out rock, there would be no rap these days. Why? because rappers have to sample rock so that they can fortify their no-talent form. Rap is crap because unlike rock- Rap people dont know how to write music or even play an instrument. <a record player is not an istrument> Examples of instruments: Gibson electric guitar. saxaphone. madalin. cello. these require musical training. The best example I can state of rap is crap is the following:
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I was in a pawn shop looking at an electric guitar. The kid behind the counter was playing some kind of free style thing. Just for kicks I played some heavy metal power chords on a fat strat along with it It sounded pretty good to him so he jumped over the counter and grabbed a guitar and asked me to show him how to play what I played. SO I showed him and he said. ”no no where do I put my fingers on the thing here with the strings?” I said “well sparky your gonna need to spend a few years learning how to play” I spent a few minutes with him showing him how to play some simple chords but his fingers got sore and he quit. See you rapper people can not compete with rockers and never will. What we do requires talent and technical ability. All that rappers know is how to spout obscenities and scratch records. Sample our tunes because they don’t have the ability to put musical notation to paper, read music or even sing in the correct key. Bands like Styx, Fleetwood mac, Queen and the Dobbies Wrote their own music note by note. They made their own beats with drums- not computers. And played real instruments- pianos guitars etc. What a rapper does is sample or bastardise someone else’s music because they lack the ability to do it on their own. People who say that rap is crap are not prejudice and to say they are is theater of the absurd and further proof of how uneducated one is for spouting th... |
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| 5. | rap is crap | ||
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RaP is crap:
The typical gansta rapper feels that going to prison is a right of passage. They lack education, common sense , manners and good dressing habits. A great many of the Rappers of this time are homophobes who are in fact closeted homosexuals. Names such as 50 cent and Snoop dog are but only 2 names on the list of several homosexual/pedophile rappers who publicly object to homosexuality yet behind close doors engage in homosexual acts. Rappers such a snoop dog and 50 cent are known for having drug additions such as the use of crack cocaine that in effect warps their minds. With out rock, there would be no rap these days. Why? because rappers have to sample rock so that they can fortify their no-talent form. Rap is crap because unlike rock- Rap people dont know how to write music or even play an instrument. <a record player is not an istrument> Examples of instruments: Gibson electric guitar. saxaphone. madalin. cello. these require musical training. The best example I can state of rap is crap is the following:
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I was in a pawn shop looking at an electric guitar. The kid behind the counter was playing some kind of free style thing. Just for kicks I played some heavy metal power chords on a fat strat along with it It sounded pretty good to him so he jumped over the counter and grabbed a guitar and asked me to show him how to play what I played. SO I showed him and he said. ”no no where do I put my fingers on the thing here with the strings?” I said “well sparky your gonna need to spend a few years learning how to play” I spent a few minutes with him showing him how to play some simple chords but his fingers got sore and he quit. See you rapper people can not compete with rockers and never will. What we do requires talent and technical ability. All that rappers know is how to spout obscenities and scratch records. Sample our tunes because they don’t have the ability to put musical notation to paper, read music or even sing in the correct key. Bands like Styx, Fleetwood mac, Queen and the Dobbies Wrote their own music note by note. They made their own beats with drums- not computers. And played real instruments- pianos guitars etc. What a rapper does is sample or bastardise someone else’s music because they lack the ability to do it on their own. People who say that rap is crap are not prejudice and to say they are is theater of the absurd and further proof of how uneducated one is for spouting that. ... |
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| 6. | rap is crap | ||
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Electro chic, rock music has nothing to do with Rap. You're a little off there, and plus, it takes talent and skills to write lyrics for Rap/Hip-Hop. If it didn't take talent and skills, then people wouldn't do it. So don't act conceited and all. All music will be remembered, because if any music genre was a fad, then it would be. So don't act like one music genre will be remembered, because you're a dickrider. Reggae, Dub, and Dancehall Toasting started Rap/Hip-Hop, not rock. All music genres will be remembered, and other people like other things, so you better get used to it, or don't say nothing at all. Electro chic has no grasp of history in music. So saying "rap is" so called crap is not funny no more. rap is crap means good music is bad.
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| 7. | rap is crap | ||
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A phrase said by all rap haters, and why? because they have not heard true rap. It's as simple as that. Look at what others say. An oxymoron. Saying good music is bad. Listen to people like Tupac and Biggy. Big Daddy Kane. Public Enemy. KRS-One. Underground rap.
On the other hand, it is indeed an opinion and people really don't care when you say it because they are doing more important things with their lives. "Rap is crap"
Well, if you're going to dis rap, do it somewhere else and stop bitching about it here. |
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