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22. Cool Devices
Probably the sickest hentai anime ever. EVER. Incest, rape, and shit you wish you could unsee, unhear, unthink, or augment if you're one sick son of a bitch. A top reason for breaking off relations with Japan. Notorious for its provacative nature amongst otakus. But whatever floats your boat, I guess...
What the fuck? Was that enema porn?

OH MY GOD WTF

Wow, Cool Devices is _way_ fucked up. Kinky, though.
by Vash Mar 12, 2005 add a video
23. bot
In my definition, a bot is a program specifically designed to automatically play a game for the owner. If you have ever played a popular game, you have probably seen some (or maybe you didnt realzie they were bots).

Lineage 2 is my favorite game, but you have several types of players. Otakus, Hardcore, newbies, and cheaters. Otakus play the game religiously for 16 hours a day. Often because a game may support a fetish like anime. They are generally helpful because they are incredible lonely in real life. Hardcore players also level quickly like the otaku, but they can afford to kill anyone who is weaker then them. They generally have a small social life because instead of chatting around with newbies, they are grinding for a new level. The newbies are people who simply cant understand the game. They are constantly bugging Otakus or other newbies for help, money, or tips. They generally quit after a month or continue on to be one of the other 3. The cheaters are like the Otaku or Hardcore, the only difference is they dont work for their levels. They have a program, or bot, that levels them faster, longer, and more effeciently then either of the other 3. This last group is obviously the most intelligent.
Cheater 1: W00t! my account has been botted since closed beta and I am still not banned. Now I kill newbies all day.
Cheater 2: Harsh dude, but those farmer bots have really got you outdone.
Cheater 1: I would report them to a GM, but you never know if they are feeding their family off their botted income.
by FakeName Apr 24, 2005 add a video
24. tibia
My definition of the certain Tibia MMORPG. This definition is completely neutral.

Disclaimer: Just kidding.

Tibia is one hell of a game to say the least. I got as high as lvl 24 before I finally quit. I recently took a look at it again. Then quit 45 minutes after reinstalling. Lets throw some facts out about tibia:

1) Tibia is from some german university students, and they dont give a fuck about YOU.
2) The "US" servers have successfully been hijacked by south american players, so learn portugese today.
3) You can play on different country servers, but since it lags on "US" servers, be prepared for 5 second click delays and lag deaths.
4) Even the new anti-PK measures are shit, so your going to get hours of work training deleted by high levels everyday.
5) The last topic is about the disgusting community around tibia.

So lets analyze. In #1 we talked about the creators. They really just want tibia for a quick buck, and thats what its been like. And now they are a big company who still don't give a fuck about you. In #2 we talked about the take over. The north american servers are 90% portugese/spanish so if you dont know those, your going to get raped. Its funny I find mostly englsih speakers in pay-to-play games and thenf ree games are totally packed with barbarians- i mean brazilians. On to #3, it was self explanatory. #4 I talked a little about the PK problem. The time it takes to hunt in the high levels is completely insane. You really need to be unemp...
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by FakeName May 8, 2005 add a video
25. Final Fantasy X-2
Final Fantasy plus dress up barbie. Played mostly by otakus.
Worst installment of the Final Fantasy series.
by Colin E Jun 11, 2005 add a video
26. pantsu
The japanese word for "panties" (panties in a japanese accent) that since Chii from the series Chobits (CLAMP) has said, has spiraled into another form of slang for wannabe-asian otakus. Other examples of these incidents are phrases like "kawaii desu" and "konnichiwa."
"Chii wears pantsu!"

"I am such a cute anime girl nya I wears me some pantsu!"
by Little Rabbitface Jun 11, 2005 add a video
27. Virginia
The Commonwealth of Virginia is a southern state with a highly diverse population. The inhabitants are largely technocrats, rednecks and otakus, or some combination thereof. Northern Virginia tends to identify more with DC than the Commonwealth as it is the home of the civil servants and bureaucrats that run the federal government. Although distinct regions have their own identities, people of all types listed above can be found all over the State.

The Commonwealth was an important player in national politics for the first 100 years of the USA’s existence, being the birthplace of several notable Presidents and other national leaders. In the Civil War, Virginia joined the Confederacy and became the site of many of the war’s most important battles and the Confederate capital.

Today, Virginia is part of the South that is rising again, at least in terms of high-tech industry.
What would Stonewall Jackson think of Inuyasha? Only someone in Virginia would conceive of such a question. Scary. I wouldn’t want to live anywhere else.
28. Otaku
Unfortunately an extremely hated word, the definition for Otaku is, when you get right down to it, an anime obsessor. These (us) are people who love anime. They're obsessed, they're nerds, and they know it (True, from personal experience as an Otaku, and I still am a proud one!).

This doesn't mean that they have no social life. In fact their social life is about the same, if not better, than non-Otakus since there are just so many other Otaku out there to talk with!

Another myth is that they have no social life. WRONG! I have a fioncee` and we're both Otaku. I know guys who are Otaku who have girlfriends, too. Pretty good ones at that.

Just because you're an Otaku and will do pretty much anything for anime does not mean that you have no social life or ever will have one. True that it's mostly on the computer but not always, definitely not always.
I'm an otaku and proud of it! Anyone want to say otherwise? Let me reprase: Anyone want to have their bodies blown out on to the pavement?
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