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osmonson 

1. a crazy fat science teacher.
2. somone who wants to eat you.
3. someone who enjoys the suffering of others.
" hey do you have homework? yeah.. the osmonson gave it to me."
osmonson by buttface maggee May 27, 2009
one who possesses large genitals. antonymn grundy. Also thought to be one of the laziest members of the human race.
in a drunken shower-room scene one might be heard to exclaim "damn...there goes an Osmond if ever I saw one!"
osmond by Dudders January 24, 2005

Donny Osmond

ex: I Donny Osmond Donny Osmond!

Who do you Donny Osmond?

How much do you Donny Osmond that guy?

Donny Osmond

Someone who's always hogging the limelight, sticking his or her big bloody enamalled teeth in the blimming shot, wasting time, getting me annoyed. Muppet!

Can also be shortened to a "Donny"
It's my go on guitar hero you bloody donny.

Every time I turn on my television that bloody artic monkey shagger Alexa Chung and her droopy indie self is hogging my pixels and I aint got 1080p mate, she's such a donny osmond but I would do her.
Donny Osmond by Miloflembo May 25, 2008

owain osmond 

owain osmond is a another word for an annoying little niglet who touches kids
no owain osmond dont grope me
owain osmond by noncey niggas June 15, 2017

Donny Osmond Special 

When you and your lady are getting ready to do the dirty, you tell her to wait for just a minute while you step out of the room. When you return, you are wearing a lobster suit. Instead of intercourse, you simply run around the room wailing, "Whalla-walla-wallah!". Your current girlfriend should be left dazed, confused, and unsatisfied. Shortly after this stunt, jump out of the window and drive away.

Warning: You will probably be seeking a new girlfriend afterwards.
"I usually don't do this, but tonight I think I am going to pull a "Donny Osmond Special" on insert current girlfriend's name here"