Osteentatious 

Showy; pretentious. Interested in the cosmetic. Preaches but doesn't practice what he preaches.

Joel had a chance to open up his church to suffering Houstonians. He reminded us all how osteentatious he is when he chose to lock his TV mega-church up instead.

Osteentatious by Mr. Dyche August 28, 2017

Joel Osteen 

A inspirational speaker who is over paid and takes money from anyone and everyone. Someone who had to endure public lashouts against him to motivate him to do the right thing. An actual piece of human shit.

I just took the biggest joel osteen.

Joel Osteen by thatjedikid_ August 30, 2017

Joel Osteen 

A born again Christian who runs the largest Christian church in the United States. He and his father founded "Prosperity Gospel Christianity". His primary message is that if you are a "good Christian", you will make money, and that the bible says you should make money and be rich. When, in fact, the bible says exactly the opposite, and it is something that Jesus explicitly warned against.

He recieved some heavy criticism for refusing to open up his 16,800-seat Lakewood Church to victims of Hurricane Harvey in 2017.

"Did you make it to church today? Joel Osteen sure had a wild service."
"Joel Osteen only cares about money."

Joel Osteen by Roudydogg1 March 23, 2019

okee 

Another word for "okay." Normally used when trying to be adorable

Okee, you're cute too.

okee by Jasper810 October 3, 2015

oskie woskie 

an oskie is an ounce of weed. the woskie part is just a rhyming add on. try listening to the outkast cd - aquemini at the end of the song synthesizer.

what it look like for the oskie woskie?

oskie woskie by Moeski Woeski December 31, 2005

Osheen

Sexy, irresistable, a gift to mankind

I wish i could be Osheen just for a day

Osheen by UrbanDict. October 8, 2004

okee, dokee, pipe and smokee 

just another way to show the okayness

okee, dokee, pipe and smokee.

okee, dokee, pipe and smokee by Pascal Su February 28, 2011