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One of the sweetest loving men around. A guy any girl can count on to make her smile.A great kisser and incredible lover.
A girl is lucky to have an Oscar.
by luv217 February 03, 2010
-(v):the act of constantly and compulsively lying to a spouse,friend,or family member.Unnecessary dishonesty and deceit in an act to hide flaws or impress others. to put up a front.

-the drug oxycontin

-an ugly fish
1-man i cant believe i got oscar'd! he told me he would give me the world and all i got was a bunch of lies.

2-man lets get perked out on some oscar

3-DAMN! that oscar fish is FUGLY! time to return that shit to petsmart!
by wfink August 30, 2010
A squirrel fucker
Oh! Look at that Oscar feed that gray squirrel grapes!
by THE SQUIRREL LOVER October 14, 2010
sexy mexican who loves to have phone sex with his lady
oscar -- i wanna put my thick cock in you baby really hard
girl -- oohhhh baby
oscar -- imma f*ck you really hard until i cum everywhere

girl -- omg
--a few hours later--
girl -- ooohhhh baby
oscar -- oohh baby imma cum!
by ohlalax3 July 06, 2009
another word for a blowjob...according to E-Rock....because he hates the fact that the lord of the rings trilogy won 17 oscars...and he's not impressed by it.
Oscar? *scoff* ...that's just another word for a blowjob. *blowjob hand motion*
by fackyou December 04, 2007
the act of giving a blow job to a hindu man.
I almost died trying to give an OSCAR while talking to my hindu friends uncle.
by killer BDT June 27, 2011
when someone is way too lazy to make something to eat even if he is dying of hunger.
person 1: Kathiaa!!...IM HUNGRYY make me something!!
person 2: Don't be an oscar an make yourself a sandwich!!!
by minielle December 26, 2009
An award given for movies with convoluted plots involving 4 hours of CGI effects in slow motion.
Let's read the Cliff's notes to a book and then hurriedly film a trio of movies only slightly resembling the much superior original product!
by Flaming Denethor Bomb March 20, 2004