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a piece of crap who thinks he is the shit even though no one likes him. he gets all the pity because no one likes him. His ego is so big that its hard for him to walk into a room. Because he made varsity to sit the bench the whole season, he thinks he's cool.
Omg i just wana punch that oscar kid in the face
guy 1: hey did u see that guy on varsity?
Guy 2: no man he is an oscar he acutely sucks

Guy 1: oh ok i take that back then
by fat griggs January 28, 2010
 
1.
Latin, sexy, young guy with cool sexy voice...
Hey, Oscar !!!
by G June 05, 2004
 
2.
To pull a lie off so great that it's worthy of a nomination.
Rashad pulled a Oscar last night, he broke down to tears and everything.
by 32sixCubed February 03, 2009
 
3.
The master of all humans, the person who has control of the world, and the coolest person in the planet.
let's finish building oscar his new temple, because if we dont finish it today he will whip us with his giant cock.
by Ozkar August 12, 2004
 
4.
One of the sweetest loving men around. A guy any girl can count on to make her smile.A great kisser and incredible lover.
A girl is lucky to have an Oscar.
by luv217 February 03, 2010
 
5.
Very sexy guy though unkeen to admit it ;P oscar is cool and very very good at science. See cool sexy and osmosis
Oscar the grouch
computer says nooo
Im a laady
Im also a laady
by Osmo December 12, 2004
 
6.
An oscar is an ounce. Usually of weed.
"In Australia oscar's are only $250AUD."
Exchange rate: $1AUD = $0.66US
by Diego July 28, 2003
 
7.
He's the sexy Hispanic with fidelity issues, he's the sweet, kind, funny guy who has trouble putting his feelings into words, he's adored by the women around him, he's a passionate lover, he'll break your heart at least once, he's philosophical, romantic, and poetic, he'll never be the most faithful partner, but he'll always be the most reliable friend.
Girl 1: Don't look now, that manwhore Oscar is right behind us.

Girl 2: Don't call him that. He's nice. I heard he's a fucking awesome lover.

Girl 1: Yeah, I should know...
by Cibilulu November 14, 2011