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the osbournes

The best famous-people-family reality show ever. better than all those stupid ones like newlyweds, meet the barkers, til death do us part, or Run's house.
typical show of the osbournes

ozzy: mmmmugghmuuh *BEEP* muummmugghbl
sharon: oh ozzy! your such a *BEEP* *BEEP*
kelly: i'm not on *BEEP* drugs, you people are so *BEEP* *BEEP*
Jack: mum, kelly is SO on *BEEP* drugs, she doesn't have kidney failure like shes *BEEP* saying, she's too *BEEP* young. i'm going off to a *BEEP* awards show now.
the osbournes by Angelacia June 13, 2007
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The Osbournes

a real funny/stupid family which makes me laugh whatever they do
The Osbournes by Anonymous July 14, 2003

The Shi Osborne 

When you have 5 kills and blame the whole team for your mistakes.
(The shi osborne) OMG HE IS SO TRASH YET I HAVE 5 kills AND HE HAS 40

Ozzy Osbourne 

Known as The Ozzman, or the Blizzard, Ozzy Osbourne as one of the creators of Heavy Metal. In the late 60s him and 3 other guys set out to make a band known as Black Sabbath(also known as the first ever Heavy metal band). Ozzy led them out of England and into much bigger places. In the mid 70s the band kicked out The Ozzman, and he had to go on his own. In 1980 he came out with his first CD, "The Blizzard of Ozz". Ever since then he has hit some high and low spots. At the moment he has a show on MTV. Ozzy Osbourne's songs > most songs.
"Ozzy Osbourne, the Godfather of Heavy Metal."
Ozzy Osbourne by Mikey July 9, 2003

ozzy osbourne 

often miunderstood, misquoted and very often used as a scapegoat for bad parenting. This guy is a hard working family man who loves the ones closest to him, being either his family friends, or fans. Extremly grateful to all that have supported him through the years. FORGET THE FUCKIN BAT!!!!
He thanks and blesses his fans. LOVES his family. Defends himself regularly.
ozzy osbourne by Valerie January 22, 2004

ozzy osbourne 

The godfather of rock,n,roll master of death metal above God on all levels undescribably unbeatable at rock,n,roll
guy 1: yo dude why is there 70 trillion people here
guy 2: why do think ozzy osbourne's albums are on sale
ozzy osbourne by crazy jay666 October 29, 2011

Ozzy Osbourne 

I'm Ozzy Osbourne, the Prince of F@#king Darkness!
Ozzy Osbourne by Baha September 30, 2004