Brooke Ortolano

A Brooke Ortolano is the greatest at everything. There’s only one in existence. She’s the most perfect thing ever in all her own little perfect ways. Every perfect detail to her makes you appreciate her more and more. Consider yourself extremely lucky if you know her. She’s a life changer for the better, she always know how to make you happy and smile. The light at the end of the tunnel, the best you can possibly wish for. Nothing stands in her way. The whole world can be hers on command. She deserves it all and must be treated like the queen she is. If you ever get the chance to talk to her make sure you listen to every amazing thing she says and take it to heart. Because everything she says is so knowledgeable and caring. She’s a one of a kind and the only of her kind.

Damn that girl must be Brooke Ortolano! She’s everything!

Brooke Ortolano by Akidnamedryan February 8, 2018

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ottolangui

A sore or itchy cock rash that comes from smashing the back doors in of certain female employees at work

Great I have a case of the ottolangui off down the clinic again !!

ottolangui by Spunkyfingers69 May 16, 2019

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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