Top Definition
ortasm
-pernounced or-tasm-
noun
1.an orta idea.

2.a random thought said aloud that has nothing to do with the conversation.

3.a half-baked plan to solve a problem that noramlly never works, and is rarely genius.

1. "I just had an ortasm."

And

2. "Yes I just ejaculate ideas like that, because I could never fake an ortasm."
by Israel Orta January 18, 2008

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