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5. ort
-noun
Someone who sniffs bicycle seats.
"Why don't you like Charlie?"

"Because he's a fucking ort!"
1. Ort
A regurgitated cum bubble.
"After she swallowed my jizz, she made a funny gurgling sound and she discovered an ort in her mouth."
by Die Lawn Adamek Apr 19, 2005 add a video
2. ORT
ORT is the barking sound seals make. It is also commonly used to depict a clapping Seal. on internet forums it is used to point out something blatantly obvious. Also can be used when something is liked allot
"wlsack: Corn Cheats
Haxx: ORT ORT"
3. ort
left over food thats not eaten(mostly associated with natures classroom)
"Finish your meal I dont want any ort in the trash".
4. ort
(arsehole)

you can use this to describe someone who annoys you for example...
" James is a big fat smelly ort.."
or
"joel is too scared to admit he loves ort..."

or you can use it multiple times in a sentence...

" james smells ortful(awful) he ort to have a shower and wash his smelly ort"
6. ort
The way that some southern-folk, like myself, say "ought".
You ort to go outside today.
by mastertypo Mar 3, 2005 add a video
7. Ort
Ort is an abbreviated version of 'Alright' and is mainly used to greet someone.

This word originates from Bristol, England
"Hey Man, You Ort?"

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