anal orphius 

N.having a huge ass, other terms...rumbus bootus and gludius maximus.

That anal orphius is rotund!!!

anal orphius by matt March 18, 2004

orphus souffle 

A savory treat when one individual puts his, her, or their fingers in every available anatomical opening but always ends with the fingers in the mouth. Usually the anus finishes off the last topping or ingredient in the soufflé. Best done on a hot, humid day. Also referred to as the "No Holes Barred."

Fred: Ted, why did you stick your fingers in your ears, then up your nostrils, and now they are both shoved up your sinkhole? Don't you know it's like 90 degrees with a heat index of 110?
Ted: That's exactly why I'm doing it...the hotter it is outside the better the consistency and taste of the orphus souffle.

orphus souffle by Moon Chan April 18, 2022

orphouse 

The way someone who thinks they are making funny jokes would spell 'orifice'

Your mouth is a nice orphouse

orphouse by ptnray August 23, 2009

orphus remorsus 

The act of one misjudging the volume of one's fart in a public place.

Dude, the other day at the gyno I really had to fart, and thought it would just be a little squeaker. I let it rip and it sounded like Hiroshima in the office. The doctor totally heard me and I got a huge case of Orphus Remorsus.

orphus remorsus by The Big Mouse October 17, 2013

Orpheus 

One of the Argonuats,
A man who knew the stories and ways of the gods and goddesess

A Man of Knoledge

Orpheus by Private October 22, 2003

Orphus Chugging 

When a man is eating out a woman and goes to deep. It looks as if the vagina is eating the mans face. Talk about Irony! The best way to eliminate embarassment, or decrease the amount of it is to Punch her in the leg so the muscles loosen up and you can make a quick get away.

After Orphus Chugging,Ryan stayed home from school for a week.

Orphus Chugging by bv dell June 12, 2005

Orpheus Arsen 

The act of committing arsen in an orpheus.

I’m gonna commit Orpheus arsen.
Doing this is possibly illegal depending on your state or local laws. So check.

Orpheus Arsen by Sleep_Deprivation_Good. May 19, 2021