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ortographobia 

Uncanny fear of spelling mistakes. You shit your pants whenever you try to spell a tough word like rhythm or psycho or weird or handkerchief or conscience because you fear you may spell it incorrectly. How little do you realize that noone gives a damn about spelling anymore? Let's just say that the siyko's weerd rithmic hangkarchif iz conshinse and call it a day, hm?
Man: I have ortographobia and I fear misspelling words.
Woman: I have ortographilia and misspelled words turn me on.
ortographobia by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

ortographilia 

When misspelled words turn you on, give you an erection, make you horny, induces masturbation, etc and etc.
Last night, urban dictionary got me so horny. I came hard to all the misspelled words as I have ortographilia.
ortographilia by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Me-ography 

1. n. long-winded and usually unrelated stories about one's self that a person brings up to the effect of monopolizing a conversation. 2. a point in the conversation where trite and oft-repeated accounts of one's life bore the hell out of everybody. 3.me-ographist: someone who indulges in talking constantly about one's self. 4. me-ographize: to make friends suffer by regularly repeating stories about one's self.
1. The soiree was going well until old Mrs. Lawhorne proceeded to bore her guests with her me-ography.
2. "I swear man, make the mistake of asking Joan how her day was, and you're in for a me-ography marathon."
3. "If all of Matt's me-ographies were true, he'd be a hundred years old!"
Me-ography by Nickilicious January 22, 2008

orthography 

Something that is not used in www.urbandictionary.com.
Wow google don't recognize this orthography as english.

Oreography

The cross between oreos and pornography that some weird ass DnD kids for some reason also think should be called porneos.
"You know, they totally should've had a scene with lesbian oreos eating each other out in Sausage Party."
"Dude it's already called 'Sausage Party.' It was perfectly fine without any oreography in it."
"Dont you mean porneo?"
"Porneo just doesn't have the same ring to it."
Oreography by And I Oop Sksksksksk September 25, 2019

Inter-Bimboligy-ography-story 

A subject in School or College which is a mix of
- Inter-relations
- Bimbology (Dealing With Bimbo's and prostetutes)
- Geography (Where to find Bimbo's and prostetutes on
AN 0S Map and where the red light district
is!)
- History (The History of the Bimbo republic)
At my school we study Inter-Bimboligy-ography-story, recently we learned about inter-relations with Bimbo's in the red light district and their history.