During intercourse a member of the involved party (usually the male) will orgasm then abruptly shout "KAZZAAM!" upon doing so. The person will then jump up..grab his or her belongings and find the quickest means of escaping the room/closet/house of residence. This involves, and encourages, smashing table lamps, flipping chairs, and breaking other various unicorn desk ornaments. Jumping through the window is also encouraged for the full effect. Upon exiting the house or residence. The man or woman will then run down the street butt ass naked as fast as possible. Leaving the recipient confused..unsatisfied..and pissed off that her...or his..unicorn desk ornaments, table lamps and windows are broken.
*Note: You may lose things such as underwear, socks, or shoes if they are lost in the process and/or can not be found as your are jumping through a window.
You: "Man i totally kazzaamed that bitch last night."
Friend: " My mother says you owe her $350 in window repairs and unicorn desk ornaments."
like feng shui; having to have all your ornaments on your christmas tree in the right place to be aesthetically pleasing.
Guy 1: Dude, don't put too many snowman ornaments too close together.
Guy 2: Why not?
Guy 1: It messes up the tree shui, duh.
A Holiday name in which was made up because Krogolica's parents hate her.
ex 1: Oh look at those ornaments hanging off of that girls nipples; her name must be Krogolica!
ex 2: Parents: Go jump off a bridge. Krogolica: I'm sorry for being named Krogolica.
the left over tissue stuck one's butt after covering the toliet seat with tissue(toilet mummy).
I walked out of the bathroom with butt ornaments hanging out my pants.
I went to take a shit and my toilet mummy left me with butt ornaments.
Maiko ("dancing child") are apprentices to geisha, whose job it is to entertain (sing, dance and converse) at ozashiki. The term maiko is only used to define apprentice geisha in the Kansai area of Japan. Other areas use the terms oshaku ("one who pours drinks") or hangyoku ("half-jewel").more...
Maiko are usually from the age of 15 to 21 years; after that - when they are supposed to have mastered their arts well enough - they can become geiko. A maiko’s appearance is that of a child, which explains the elaborate use of red makeup (which gradually is lessened as she grows older) and the shoulder tucks, dangling obi and long sleeves of her kimono.
A maiko’s makeup changes during the five (or less) years of her apprenticeship: when she start, she only paints her bottom lip red, which gives her a baby-like appearance, while at the same time results in making her mouth look smaller - which was thought to be aesthetically pleasing. As a maiko grows older, she may paint both her lips fuller and use black eyeliner.
Junior maiko wear their hair in the wareshinobu style. Senior maiko wear the ofuku hairstyle, though some other styles may be seen worn too - depending on the occasion. In their hair, maiko wear various hair ornaments, which change every month. A very young maiko wears ornaments that are made of many small flowers, whereas an older maiko may wear ornaments that consist of one big flower. These changes in appearance result in the maiko gradually looking more like an adult.
VERB - To drive around neighborhoods at night and attempt to steal people's lawn ornaments. "Cherubs" can be anything from little pickett signs to huge stone lions. You should never harm anything else on the person's property that you are cherubbing.more...
You should always go cherubbing with at least 3 people. The driver, the lookout, and the actual cherubber. There are several types of way to cherub. Theres the quiet cherubber that sneaks up, picks up the cherub and quietly gets back to the car. There is the ninja cherubber that bounces in and out of the shadows to nab the cherub.There is also the swag cherubber who casually walks up to the cherub picks it up and walks back without a single glance. And there is the violent snatcher that bolts up to the cherub, uses brutal force to pick up the cherub and bolts back to the car. It is up to you what kind of cherubber you want to be. But the goal is to get the most cherubs and to NOT get caught!
Some people choose to put all the cherubs on a friends lawn and then watch your friends Facebook as they post pictures of the random cherubs that appeared on their lawn overnight. Or you can drop them off behind a supermarket and see how long they stay there. You can always jsut throw them out the window as you drive home and watch the destruction. OR you can even keep some if you like! It's all a lot of fun and you have a HUGE thrill doing it.
WARNING: You will become addicted very quickly so beware!
A guy you probably have worked with that will sleep with anything propped up on two legs with an ass (preferably when she is really really drunk). Usually will consider himself a pimp and wear Cadillac hood ornaments and have huge stupid sideburns. His fingers smell of a whore’s ass and his flat is usually decorated with stupid shit like bullhorns and other phallic trash.
Holy shit, dirtybitch took home that chicken whore and jammed his hand up her ass!