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Orlando is not Lake Buena Vista, Kissimmee, or St. Cloud.
Disney World is in Lake Buena Vista, not Orlando.
by pachito July 15, 2006
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the largest amount of annoying tourism in Florida.

it's actually a cool city with a whole bunch of exciting things to do, but the traffic is horrendous and whenever you mention Orlando all people think about is amusement parks.
FL native: heyy, you wanna go over to Orlando for a couple days?
Northerner: ooh, can we go to Disneyworld!?
FL native: ...stupid tourist, I'm going downtown!
by SarahSANITY June 17, 2007
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kind of guy any girl would want to be with. Fun, Creative, Outgoing, Sincere, and Caring. Super cute, not a player and knows how to treat women. He fights for love and for what he wants. Keeps everything real & is never fake!
Random Convo
Girl - Have you heard about that Boy orlando? :O

Girl2 - Yea he's everything a girl wants in a guy!

Girl3 - OH YEA!
by ilovedefinitions11 June 18, 2011
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A city where people:
*Can't drive
*Are more often than not, a tourist
*Actually have to leave the clubs by 2:30
*Drive BMW's, but have foodstamps, WIC, 4-C, etc

Also, a city with never-ending construction which causes crazy back-ups on I-4
Orlando is HELL with a bungee cord.
by This.Girlie April 19, 2011
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A very hott guy. Someone who you can trust, but than again cant. Easy to fall inlove with, hard to fall out of. Becareful, he might be a playa, but he'll always be there for you. He's unpredictable, and may give you a heartache ! But its worth it. May be caught up in the wrong things, but has a heart. A guy that you will never forget and will always love.
Jasmine: 'Hey serina how was your day?"
Serina: "Good! Me and Orlando hung out, I'll never forget today."

Jasmine: "Oh cool.And why is that?"
Serina: "Because its impossible to forget are memories."
by SimpleTastic<3 February 14, 2009
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A city that was destined to be one of the fastest economically growing cities until Governor Rick Scott turned down the idea for a high speed rail to concentrate on more important matters like screwing teachers and working people out of jobs and retirement.
-Hey did you hear about Orlando getting a high speed rail?

-Yea, but that Tea Bagger governor turned down a proposal that would pay for 90% of the project and generate jobs.
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The most modern and progressive city in Florida. Orlando is not just Disney World, Sea World, Universal, and the other tourist destinations. Orlando, or greater Central Florida, is a rappidly expanding commerce center attracting large regional banking centers, high tech industry, is the second largest convention destination in the nation, and large insurance district. Central Florida is made up of Orange, Seminole, Osceola, Lake, Polk, and Volusia counties. It is the wealthiest and most thriving area in all of Florida, predicted to become the next LA, without the blight and slums. Central Florida encompasses a circular area having a 40 mile radius. It is home to the University of Central Florida, poised to become the State's largest University in the next five years. There are two law schools, and soon to be a full medical school in Orlando. Unemployment is the lowest in the nation, at less than 2%. The Downtown area has focused on creating a large residential city center, which is attracting many more young professionals to this area.
progressive, wealthy, females, women, beautiful, Orlando, Winter Park, Lakes, outdoors, professional, clean, community
by Jay Haygood August 10, 2006
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