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1) A multi-gender term. Mostly used to describe womenish men, but very often defines women who attract quite a few preteen girls and are thus believed to be men.

2) Someone who looks gay, acts gay, sounds gay, and smells gay; but, for some bizarre reason, isn't.

3) An actor with no talent who gains roles based on either a previously very successful film (carried entirely by talented actors, and still nearly destroyed by him) or his massive preteen girl fanbase (an Orlando Bloom fangirl can be defined by her ugly face, forty half-naked posters of the "actor", Myspace dominated by various media centered on Orlando Bloom, squealing, grunting, and her knack for arguing in the defense of Orlando Bloom in all situations- especially his sexual preferences- and votes 'down' on all Urban Dictionary entries stating the truth about him, like this one.)
1) Squeee! Orlando Bloom! She's so hot!

2) "Should we Orlando Bloom this film?" "Sure, Ang Lee, whatever you want."
by STJosh April 09, 2007
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An actor who is constantly slammed because everyone thinks he is a sissy and because stupid teenage girls fawn over him, but he really is a pretty nice guy if you get to know him. It's not his fault that stupid teens think he's the hottest of the hot and make him look bad.
Orlando Bloom is cool.
by Hurkle March 23, 2005
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2.
The absolute hottest man on the planet. His two best roles were when he played Legolas in LOTR and Will Turner in Pirates of the Carribbean. Birthday is January 13, 1977. From Canterbury, England.
That guy is almost as hot as Orlando Bloom.
by ambercutie March 01, 2005
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In one's personal opinion, one of the most hottest, adorable, sexiest, lovable guys one has ever met
He looked so much like an Orlando Bloomer, I just couldn't help going nuts.
by bynadz February 28, 2005
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the hottest guy on the planet, curly hair, deep brown eyez, and the cutest little dimple/cleft thingy ever!!
Orlando Bloom is the hottest guy ever!
by kla March 18, 2005
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5.
Orlando Bloom, also pronounced SEXY beast!!!!! Hot actor from many movies and hopefully many more to come!!!
Orlando Bloom walked up and I ripped his sexy clothes off and had my way with him!!!
by Cooter March 14, 2005
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A young British actor of the lithe, lovely and mostly androgenous 'look'. Considered the 'next generation' of English talent abroad, he has a long way to go to solidify his position or even to justify his large earnings. A good example of style over substance... for now. So long as he pulls his finger out and works hard he should get better and stay the course.
Example of triumph of hype over reality and common sense. Bloom is an excellent study of a marketed product.
by Gizmo_LittleWing June 05, 2005
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The hottest guy on earth. Kind, sweet, handsome, a talented actor, and if you don't like him. it's all fine by me. But you still doesn't have to insult him or his fans, because that only tells that you're jealouse because you could NEVER be like him. Orlando has tons of fans, who aren't just a bunch of stupid, fat and ugly schoolgirls, but great and lovely persons!
Orlando Bloom has stolen my heart.
by Trish* April 04, 2005
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