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The most overplayed musical instrument in the world, music itself has been diluted because of the instrument's popularity among the vapid. Most great and original guitarists are dead, which creates a problem for touring, unless you're playing Cleveland. "I suck so bad my guitars are now wall ornaments collecting dust and I've begun listening to shit I'll NEVER be able to play anyways, like jazz."
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| 44. | purist | ||
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In sports: A fan blinded by nostalgia who is opposed to any and everything that would make a league better if it means there would be a noticeable change. Purists will say:
-Hockey should've never expanded past The Original Six. -Third jerseys are a crime against tradition and are only used to make money. |
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| 45. | Wikipedia Limbo | ||
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The state of continually following links from page to page on Wikipedia researching topics that grow progressively distant from the original page. I started out looking for info on wombats and got stuck in wikipedia limbo. Six hours later I was reading about ancient Rome.
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| 46. | Octapussae | ||
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A word to describe a pussy that has been stretched eight times it's original size. That has to be the biggest pussy i have ever seen. It must be an Octapussae.
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| 47. | Pokemymom | ||
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the original intention at the Nintendo headquarters I played six hours of Pokemymom on my Gameboy last night. My hands are so sore.
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| 48. | jivvy | ||
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The *original* definition of this word dates back to 1986 in Rancho Cordova, CA. It was co-created by two schoolmates to define a certain "je ne sais quoi" quality that a person may have which gives them extremely good luck or extremely bad luck in any certain situation. As it's unquantifiable and impossible to predict the outcome thereof as a characteristic trait one has, it's simply known as "the extreme luck of the good or the bad".
The term jivvy eventually found its way into multiple role-playing games created by these two individuals, Greg S. and Jeremie L., whereas it defined a chaotic character trait much in the same way one would use "stamina", "hit points", or "agility" in a role-play type game. It was a trait rolled upon and used in similar fashion. "By sheer jivvy, tripping off the 10 storey roof left behind him a chain-reactive series of events which carried themselves into the building and down with lightning quickness, such that when his body was to meet the pavement, the chain-reaction ended ultimately in the happenstance of causing a grossly over-inflated twenty-person liferaft to skid out of the building's front doors and appear in the pavement's place, which predictably had the fortunate affect of saving his life by stopping his fall outright."
"The jivvy isn't with you today." "Why do you say that?" "You just rolled snake-eyes fifty times in a row, dropped $5000 on Don't Pass, and then rolled a Hard Six. It's more like jivvy REALLY hates you right now. |
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| 49. | Facebook Downsize | ||
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Verb.
1) To delete (defriend) friends on your Facebook profile that you do not know or hardly know. Because Bob only knows 200 of his 1,000 facebook friends, Bob decided to Downsize his Facebook.
John facebook downsized his profile and he now only has fifty friends compared to his original six hundred. |
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