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The Original CougarA.KA. "Demi Moore".. An old soap opera hag,that used to be a minor celebrity that prefers twinks to give her life meaning.

Someone that is older & used up ;and never had a son,only girls so thats her way of having a son. Looks younger now then she was at 20. Some plastic surgions work magic ! One day he will awaken to his GRANNY !
That wrinkled old bitch in the corner is gonna pull a "Demi Moore"A.K.A. Original Cougar; on the cute little twinker sic.unsuspecting busboy,or poolboy,cabana boy
by thecandykidsduo July 15, 2009

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