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When one member of a couple assaults the other member's orifices, generally by tickling or poking in and around them. Illegal in forty-eight states and Puerto Rico, and ruled a war crime by the UN.
Every time he hears his girlfriend yell 'it's orifices time!', Andy dies a little inside
by nsaucdiv151 April 23, 2011