| 1. | Button Orgy | ||
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When a group of two or more players mindlessly tap a button during a video game. This usually happens during the main menu of a game. The first player tries to set up the game while the other players also try to set it up but at the same time, everyone is fighting for control by tapping buttons. 1st player: alright, let me choose a map...
2nd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game. 3rd player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game. 4th player: tapping "A" and also trying to set up game. 1st player: holy shit! last night during call of duty, their was a huge button orgy |
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| 2. | clitoris | ||
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The female orgasm button. I pushed her clitoris and she went wee!
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| 3. | Schmegma | ||
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1. similar to frumunda cheese, or the chesey shit you find under your nutsack near the gooch, quite similar to belly button lint. often the reason for scratching your nuts till you break the skin and profuse bleeding occurs.
2. Schmegma on Toast, also known as S.O.T., is a popular band in the ridgewood area, you should all be lining up right now to lick my schmegma away. hazaa bitches. "This schmegma tastes good on my toast"
"yea i know, its like an orgy in my mouth, where'd you get it" "it was under my nut sack near my gooch" "tasty" "i know" "blow me" "ok" "what" "nothing" |
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| 4. | blackjack | ||
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A complex sexual procedure that involves 21 men and 1 woman. It goes as follows:
2 cocks in the ass 2 cocks in the pussy 2 cocks between the titties 2 cocks in the mouth 1 cock in each ear 1 cock in each eye socket 1 cock in each nostril 1 cock in each hand 1 cock in each foot 1 cock in each armpit and finally...1 cock in the navel(belly button) Count em all up...and thats 21 cocks. Blackjack is probabaly physically impossible, but its worth a try if you and your 20 buddies are bored one day and wanna try it out on some sick twisted bitch. Sophie gathered 21 guys and recorded the first successful blackjack in history!
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| 5. | cocktopus | ||
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A female who participates (usually not consentingly) in intercourse with eight males. The female is commonly suspended at waist height for sufficient cock depository. In the most extreme cases the female is bound to a rottiserie and lathered in cooking oil and herbs then she rotates on the rottiserie while proceeding to take cocks from every direction.
popular places for penis depository include: anus, ear(aka brain jab), nostrils, rolls(if shes a porker), between webbing of feet and hands, eye sockets, belly button. that slut had a cocktopus coming to her if i ever saw one!
guy1:when that girl passed out last night me and the boys bound her to a rottiserie a covered her in oregano and cocktapussed her left right & center. guy2: OH shit! did you see become a quadriplegic? |
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| 6. | Brogy | ||
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An orgy of only bros. A traditional brogy consists of a minimum of atleast four bros. A euphoric culmination of bros bro'n out. Unlike an actual orgy there is no penetration of any kind due to the fact that bros are only present. Also clothes are not optional at a brogy but required. Backwards hats and neon colors are highly recommended attire. Common activities of a brogy include watching Entourage or other HBO series, drinking brew, conversing about past sexual encounters with females and listening to Jam Bands among various other bro favorites. "Can we watch a movie tonight at your place" - Sarah
"Sorry babe, there is a brogy at Joesph's crib. We are going to bro out hard" - Chad |
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| 7. | Trouter | ||
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Trouter-(noun)- A person that joins a group on Facebook because it relates to them somehow, makes them feel like a part of a whole, or seems funny, and doesn't look at it again after joining. "1,000,000 people to make a Dislike Button on Facebook"
*Join* "Join this if you hate waiting in lines" *Join* Person B: CAN YOU STOP JOINING THESE GROUPS? YOUR SPAMMING MA NOTIFICATIONS YOU FUCKING TROUTER. |
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