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orgastronomic

Adj: explaining the expeirence caused by eating something so amazing that your entire enteric/gastrointestional nervous system (smell, taste, all the nerves & cells in your gut that tell you what they really need) ilicit a "la petite moir" type of orgasmic response, or a short period of transcendence.
"Oh my gawd! That marinated, grilled, grass-fed, free-range, antibiotic-free, organic beef tenderloin was f-ing orgastronomic! Wait... I can't move. Don't touch my plate...yet... ah! No. don't move. ah. oh, okay. okay. whew. I am going to lick that plate clean."
orgastronomic by SaraHeartburn October 27, 2012
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orgasthma 

When a person is participating in sexual intercourse and the ensuing orgasm causes one to lose their breath.
He rocked me so good last night I had a fit of orgasthma.
orgasthma by meandrummer July 23, 2009

Orgasthmatic 

Losing your breath or finding it hard to breath during an orgasm. Feeling an asthma like attack when you climax
I get orgasthmatic every time he makes love to me

Her sex makes orgasthmatic

She's starts hyperventilating when she comes she's orgasthmatic.
Orgasthmatic by shikiboo February 28, 2010

Orgasemisme 

Sound you emit while have a seductive orgasm
Jamaal: Damn girl you going crazy on ma meat
Britney: AHHH AHH ORGASIMISM OUFFF OUUUFF AAAAH
Jamaal: Bitch shut the fuck up Eat on my 50 ouncer.

Mohamoud: Damn Nigga That Bitch Last Night Had A Orgasemisme!!!!
Other Niggas: Shit Nigga !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mohamoud: yee Nigga She Was Halling Ma Name And Shit
Other Niggas: That Bitch Is Wack Niagga
Mohamoud: Fuck U, U Jewish Nigga Faggot
The Bitch: I Want Yo Dick I Wanna Have a Orgasemisme
Orgasemisme by 2 White Kids :) July 11, 2009

Orgastheology 

A religion based on sexual release. A recent evolutionary step in religion proceeded and caused by the media's (and our) preoccupation with looking good (better to look good then be good. See Orgasmythology). In it's simpliest form, it has a congregation of one followed in complexity by 4 or more. But, by far, it reaches it's zenith in meaning (complexity) and popularity (lemmings) in congregations of 2. Governed by the Penile Code, it has an entirely different interpretation of many of the ancient tales then all other religios texts.

He received his Doctorate in Orgastheology at the age of 12 (with a little help from the Sears Catlog lingerie section).
Orgastheology by BandV August 29, 2006

orgaster 

deserver of a pleasuring male moose cock
"I sure wish i had an orgaster right now"
orgaster by SLB July 7, 2006

Orgastronomical 

adjective; when something is so big and so amazing that words fail to describe it; a word to describe a euphoric experience; a more naughty version of "supercalifragilisticexpialidoucious"; traditionally used to describe a concert/performance.
That surprise No Doubt encore at the Gwen Stefani concert was orgastronomical!

That was a performance of orgastronomical porportions.
Orgastronomical by Dizbiz October 22, 2008