| 1. | Organic | ||
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Food from the tree hugging section of a super market likely to cause diarrhea. "Ugh I don't feel good. I had some organic food today."
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| 2. | organic pussy | ||
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A girl from Greenpeace or an other grassroots organisations, who are a vegetarian and only eats organic food. you know, that girl, the other day! She was such a hippie, but i pounded her organic pussy anyway.
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| 3. | food coop | ||
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The Food Coop (co-op) is a food store in Park Slope, Brooklyn, that white yuppy parents, vegans, and lesbians shop at. The Food Coop sells the most organic foods you will probably ever come upon--but there is a catch. In order to shop at the Food Coop, you must become a member (complete with member ID cards). You must also work at the Food Coop (i.e. behind the register, stocking, child care, etc) once every other week. If you do not complete these bi-weekly shifts, you must make them up, or you will have your membership revoked. Scenario 1: (vegan/lesbian behind register): I will NOT scan this chicken, i do NOT touch meat. You do it, or I won't sell it to you.
Scenario 2: I hate that damn Food Coop, who do these people think they are? Next week, I'm going to Key Food! Scenario 3: Hey Josh, guess whose mother i saw at The Coop this afternoon? I can't believe Ari did so and so, he's just growing up so fast! His mom and I are getting coffee at Connecticut Muffin on Monday after I drop you off at 321! What a wonderful woman! |
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| 4. | holistic housewife | ||
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Women that would really like to be feminist/hippie/environmental but they can't quite make it. They’re most likely too old, or almost republican. They usually drive their minivans the short distance to pick up healthful organic food for their husbands and children and sometimes take belly dance classes, but they will never dance it an actual show because that’s "scandalous" anyone with a husband/kids whos a stay at home mom and buys organic food
"jeeze I wish my holistic housewife mom could walk to the store instead of driving and killing the planet" |
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| 5. | food apartheid | ||
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1. A state of being created when spoon-fed yuppies have to embark on a trip longer than 10 minutes to get overpriced "healthier" food and are powerless to to resist the temptation to shop at nearby fast food 2. A state of being created when executives in an evil corporation wish to force their unhealthy diets they shill upon unsuspecting citizens When they gonna open up a place with sum organic food n sh*t? I'm sick of eatin chickren at KFC. This is food apartheid!
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| 6. | Food Nazi | ||
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A Rockefeller Foundation-funded "elitist" who advocates "fat taxes" (ex. CSPI), banning fat people from restaurants (ex. MeMe Roth), forcing fat people to pay more for airline tickets (ex. MeMe Roth), and genetically-modified food while they also smear organic food (ex. CSPI and the Center for Consumer Freedom). Food Nazi: The citizens need to give up their liberties to protect them from the evil food companies!
Me: Genetically-modified foods and aspartame and MSG and trans fats are your Reichstag Fires, you Rockefeller-funded Food Nazis! You're just like the Rothschild-funded Nazis! Food Nazi: Pay no attention to the deranged conspiracy theorist! We do not receive Rockefeller funding! We never advocated trans fats! Anybody who says so is a shill for the food companies! Me: HELLO?! MARCH 1988 NUTRITION ACTION NEWSLETTER ARTICLE TITLED "THE TRUTH ABOUT TRANS: HYDROGENATED OILS AREN'T GUILTY AS CHARGED"?! Food Nazi: Don't make us sic our SS stormtroopers, I mean the police, on you and tase you! |
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| 7. | Organic Consulting | ||
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this is a new phenomenon in the professional services or consulting industry where consultants are straightforward and truthful with their clients. They are "keeping it real" and cutting out the bullshit. They don't use buzzwords and try to be honest as possible. Like organic food, organic consulting is consulting without fluff. Your client wants to close their widget factory in China and open it in California. If you practice Organic Consulting you would say "are you nuts, you'll lose money. Don't be an idiot." Whereas, the typical consultant would say "that's an interesting idea, let's investigate further and prepare a business case. We charge $300 per hour for that service."
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