The deciders of many yes-or-no questions. When asking a question, designate which side will be yes and which side will be no. Ask the question aloud and turn the oreo. The cream will be on the side with the answer from the gods.
Nick: Is Patrick gay? -points to right side- Yes -points to left side- No
-turns the oreo, which most of the cream is on the Yes side-
Nick: HA HA HA THE OREO GODS SAY YOU ARE!