A disease that predominantly effects women. Characteristics of the ailment are generally defined by a cross-eyed or wall-eyed alignment of the nipples. IE the nipple on the left breast looks down and to the left while the nipple on the right looks up and to the right. Most common causes of the disease are over lactation and Mexican performed breast augmentations. The disease can also be found in heavier set me who suffer from either “Bitch Tits” or “Manboobs”
She used to have a great rack but her kids sucked those sweater puppies into Orangutan Titties.