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rex orange county 

uncultured swine: “hey do you know Rex Orange County? they’re so shit, i only listen to top quality music like xxxtenticles and like cardi b bitches.

me: “you’re pure trash Rex Orange County’s songs are messages from God himself and cries from the heavens above.”

Real Housewives of Orange County 

Bravo TV reality program that features a rotating "cast" of materialistic, vapid, alcoholic, selfish women who live behind gates to keep them from bothering other Orange County residents.
I tried watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County," and it gave me a terrible migraine.

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?

Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!

Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!

North Orange County 

The North Part of Orange County CA that is considered "ghetto" to south OC residents because the average home price is only 600,000$ but to most of the world this is still expensive. There are generally lower income areas such as westminster, garden grove, placentia, buena park, and anaheim. BUT NOT ENTIRELY TRUE. the wealthy communites in north OC include Seal Beach, Rossmoor(where i live), Yorba Linda, Parts of Anaheim(hills), Tustin and Parts of Orange and Parts of Huntington Beach. I would rather live in North OC because it is closer to all of the things that are in LA county.

North OC RULES!
South OC resident : So where do you live?

Me: I live in North Orange County.

South OC resident: oh isn't that Ghetto?

Me: You're a Dumbass...
North Orange County by Crobbz January 2, 2010

orange county 

One of the safest counties in the country with atleast three cities that consistently make the yearly top ten of safest cities in America (usually Irvine, Mission Viejo, and Lake Forest).

Also, the best Mexican food in California can be found in Santa Ana. And the best Vietnamese food outside of Vietnam can be found in Little Saigon of Westminster.
"Why can't I get a decent slice of pizza in Orange County," says provincial New Yorker.

"For the same reason I can't get decent Mexican in NYC!", says proud Orange Countian.
orange county by dt103 July 1, 2007

orange county 

To the previous entry, actually, south county is one of the most conservative parts of the country. California may be liberal, but Orange County, especially South Orange County, is mainly conservative. Especially the soccer moms in their SUVS.
Wow! Orange County, although in California, is so conservative.
orange county by OC Resident September 15, 2008

orange county 

A uptopian paradise in California where Amusement parks, Asians, Ice cream lovers and Soccer moms coincide and live with eachother in peace and harmony.
Orange county may be expensive, but its a fun place once you get to live there.
orange county by Harrison Elfrink August 30, 2005