Team Fortress 2: "the most exciting class-base action ever" made
Portal: "The most" innovative "game ever" made
Half Life 2: "the best game ever made"
Half Life 2 Episode One: :/
Half Life 2: The best sequel to the best game ever made ever made.
well they made it an orange box so no one would dare smoke there anymore
Van: Sweet! We'll open up that box and have a game-a-thon with those games and some Mountain Dew.
Sally: Double Sweet! And bring Halo too.