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oral sex

1: The direct result of expensive jewelry, such as a tennis bracelet or engagement ring. May also result from the purchase of the football package or dressing up to look like a female stranger.

2: A man or a woman causing sexual pleasure, preferably to the point of orgasm using primarily their mouth.

3:When married couples only form of sexual intimacy comes in the form of shouting 'Fuck You!' from down a hallway.
Sheila-"Why are we shopping for a new gaming console for your man?"

Tara-"We're not, were shopping for a weeks worth of oral sex."

Jewelry Salesman -"What can we help you with today sir?"
Sir Timothy- "I am looking to buy about a month of oral sex."
Jewelry Salesman - "Excellent, let me get my keys so I can bring out the private selection."

She performed oral sex on me until I ejaculated in her nag hole!

We had oral sex last night for about twenty minutes before my throat got so sore I couldn't scream at him to go fuck himself anymore.
by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010
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The erotic spoken portion of sex, when sex partners express sounds, grunts, words, phrases or questions. The volume can range from whispers to screams. Just about anything that is said during sex can be considered oral sex.

These utterances usually are expressions of pleasure or commands to do a certain act.

Oral sex usually contains the word "fuck", but "shit" is also popular.

Oral sex falls into four categories: general fuck expressions, expressions of pleasure, commands and questions.

1. (general fuck expressions)
Fuck me!
Fuck me harder!
Shit yeah!
Fuck it!
Fuck yeah!
It feels so (fucking) good!
Shit! or Shiiiiiiit!
etc.

2. (grunts/expressions of pleasure)
Oh
Ah
Uu
Uh
Mm
Ya
Oh Yeah!
etc.

3. (commands)
Suck that (fucking) dick/cock!
Lick (suck) my (fucking) balls!
Get it all!
Right there!
Fuck my hole!
Harder!
Open that (fucking) pussy!
Give me that (fucking) pussy!
Fuck my dick/cock!
Pull my hair!
Suck my tits!
Pinch my nipples!
Sit on that (fucking) dick/cock!
Jerk that dick (cock)etc.
etc.

4. (questions)
You like that (fucking) dick/cock?
You like that tight (fucking) pussy?
You like that shit, baby?
You like sucking that big (fucking) dick/cock?
You want that (fucking) cum in your mouth? (on your tits/face)?
etc.
1. She gave me fantastic oral sex, but probably not the kind you're thinking of.

2. Her oral sex was so loud, I thought it would wake the neighbors!
by bjmike January 26, 2010
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For a guy..It's when a gril sucks his over sized penis..for a girl its when a guy gives her a tounge twister. Basic. and fun.
GUY: Suck me beautiful.
GIRL: Oh Just shut up and get it over with.
by The Sex King August 12, 2003
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The primar function of the mouth
man says:Would you like to give me a oral sex?
women says:I cant I'm eating
man says:why dont you come up with a better explenation if you dont wanna do it even if it means you have to lie about it? like "i cant i already have someone elses penis inside my mouth"
by nadrad April 06, 2010
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when a very lucky man (or woman)is picked by either sex to perform this heavenly art.which is done by using 1s tongue to bring of a man till he spits his molten man fat down her throat and she gets a well deserved pat on the head for doing such a wonderful job of giving the man a little piece of heaven by performing such an excellent job on his tool
jesus i got a little piece of heaven last night when she gave me some sweet oral sex
by coco the oral clown March 22, 2006
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Where a guy eats a girl out and when a girl licks a guys dick
Girl: I want to lick your dick
Guy: I want to eat you out!
by Amy November 19, 2003
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The best five minutes of peace and quiet a married man can ask for.
"Oral sex is still technically considered sex, right? It is not quite as good as vaginal sex, but at least I don't have to listen to my woman complain."
by Pseudosavant December 19, 2009
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