a derogatory remark and label on an individual
Def# 1 Some one of utter laziness apathy and/ or contempt on a large scale for anything or everything - such as work, the home, or school.
Def# 2 an asshole, some one who is utterly careless and or oblivious to another’s feelings in a difficult or painful situation.
Some one who puts there own well being and feelings way before someone else’s especially during a difficult situation.
Def #3 A pervert, peeping tom, or stalker. someone obsessed with voyeurism.
some one who pauses a video image to see in they could sneak a peek of a news broadcaster’s nipple, or goes to the mall to ogle women.
Def# 4 Some one obsessed excessively with sexual oriented media - pornography, nude photos, underwear adds on TV or news paper, ect.
Def#5 some one who masturbates to excess.
“ Hey General Jackoff ! are you ever going to do your work, or did you think you were getting paid to fuck off”?
“Good going General Jackoff, it wasn't bad enough that she got her heart broken, so you had to open your big mouth”!!!!
“Don’t sprain your wrist, General Jackoff” .
(adj): A word used to describe someone who is very awkward, or a situation that is so incredibly awkward that it earns the title "awkalicious." This word is often used by the sleafs of bry (unicorn, x10, nock, becbec). It can basically be used in any situation. Also, invented by x10 and becbec, "awkalicious definition make dem sleafs go loco."
OMG sleafs, that is SUCH an awkalicious situation!! I can't believe he said that!!
-a situation in which there is no good, or at least a difficult outcome. Often brough upon one's self by an act of stupidity.
A fuck barrel may also simply be a horrible situation.
Fuck Barreling is a verb, usually ending in someone being Fuck Barreled. (adj)
See examples given.
Ex. 1, Noun
"That asshole was packing shit into a Uhaul, but started packing things infront of him, soon he couldn't even get out of the damn truck. He was in such a Fuck Barrel."
Ex. 2 Noun
"Man, my folks died, finals are in a week and my girlfriend left me. I am in such a fuck barrel."
Ex. 3 Verb
"I didn't do any research or homework and now I have to cram for my test tomorrow, I seem to always be fuck barreling myself like this."
Ex. 4 Adj
"I was on a roof replacing shingles, when a dog started getting into the garbage. So I kicked down the ladder on him to scare him away. I then realized I was quite fuck barreled."
The word state comes from the phrase "look at the state of it" and meaning just that. One fine day the phrase "state of it!" and "Oh my god!" were accidentally merged to form "Oh my state" which is still used but has been shortened to form the word "state". A state is either a retarded person, or an unfortunate or stupid situation.
Boy: "Look, that guy just fell over"
Girl: "Oh, state"
"Omg, your such a fucking state"
"Lol, omg state of it!!!"
Face, often written FACE., is a more broad and better replacement to words such as burn, pWn or insult. It is a better come-back than either of the afore mentioned words. To FACE. someone is to unleash a hellish insult upon them. For someone to be FACE.ed, someone can just burn them or the situation can lend itself to a FACE.. FACE. is stated at the end of whatever just happened to make the FACE.ey feel stupid embarrassed or humiliated. The FACE.ey is the person who has just been FACE.ed and the FACE.er is who ever may have initiated the FACE.ing. *NOTE: the FACE.er and the FACE.ey may be the same person. Also, the FACE.er may be nature or an unfortunate set of circumstances.
1. Someone says something that makes them seem like a retard, at which point someone near by would say: FACE.
2. The FACE.er burns the FACE.ey, at which point someone near by would say: FACE. *It is generally required that the FACE.er say FACE. in a situation such as this.
3. A set of circumstances makes someone (the FACE.ey) look like a fool, at which point someone near by would say: FACE., because in this situation the FACE.er is not a person and cannot say FACE.
Situation Report. Used commonly during radio transmissions or situations requiring shortened sentences, such as during a battle.
"Whiskey 4, this is Charlie 1; What's your sit-rep, over?"
"Charlie 1, this is Whiskey 4; situation is nominal. Over."
A social situation in which you want to leave, but you have no good reason to do so, so you have to make something up in order to get OUT. Usually results in some sort of guilt or shame.
Dude, yesterday, I was hanging out with these two girls, and it was such a slandama. I wanted to go home and watch saved by the bell. I told them my dog lost a limb.