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During exercise, to use your muscles beyond their limits. While being effective to build muscle, doing this at such an early time (Ex: Starting to exercise entirely) it can cause joint or muscle damage and is not advised. Try toning muscle at light weights for a couple months before trying this. Failing Out: Early= Hurt Muscles and Joints
Later= Effective for Muscle Building "After Failing out at the Gym Yesterday my arms are looking even better!" "Ouch, my arms are killing me after I tried failing out last night." |
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| 2. | muscle-fuck | ||
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V. To exceed the necessary effort required to complete a task, resulting in damage or malfunction.
Adj. Can be used to describe the state of something damaged, abused, over worked, etc. 1. I was tightening a bolt, and to be certain it was good and tight I torqued it a bit extra and I muscle-fucked it. I snapped the head off the bolt.
2. Don't muscle-fuck the lid on the mayonnaise jar! Someone might want to get in there some day. 3. I had to replace the driver's side seat because it was completely muscle-fucked. |
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| 3. | Carnal Tunnel Syndrome | ||
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Mistake Nothing carnal tunnel syndrome
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| 4. | Wiitard | ||
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(n) Someone who causes damage or injury to them self, other people, or objects by incorrectly operating the controller of a Nintendo Wii. This included forgetting or underestimating one's surroundings while using wide gestures, over exertion, or the inability to keep a firm grasp on the remote and launching it at high speeds. Billy is such a Wiitard, he pulled a muscle while pitching wildly in WiiSports.
Mandy forgot her family was in the room, acted like a Wiitard and hit her brother in the face. That Wiitard Tommy let go of his Wii remote while flailing wildly and put it through his TV. |
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| 5. | hammerfist | ||
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to hit something or someone with a closed fist in an overhand motion intending to cause damage, similar to the way a hammer is swung using the tricep muscle. Usually quick and repetitive. Brock Lesnar landed some mean hammerfists against Frank Mir.
"Quit being stupid before I knock you down and hammerfist your face!" |
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| 6. | Valentendonitis | ||
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Damage to one's giggle stick or whoo-ha. Occurs when a muscle tendon is damaged due to an over exertion of pushing/pulling the muscle. When the normal smooth gliding motion of a tendon is impaired, the muscle group will then become painfully sensitive to contact. Doctors coined the term Valentendonitis after taking notice that this condition most commonly takes place after Valentine’s Day. Pat: Where’s Eric?
Danton: He’s still in his room with Kala. Pat: Have they even left the room since yesterday? Danton: Not from what I’ve seen, they’ve been going at it like rabbits. Pat: They better hold off for a while, or they could end up with a case of Valentendonitis. |
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| 7. | Twitch Monkey | ||
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A Twitch Monkey is a gamer who plays FPS (First Person Shooters) consistently. Their reflexes are so amped up from years of playing and massive caffeinne intake (usually whilst playing) that they can rarely sit still for long periods of time and consistently figit. Positive upside: - The Twitch Monkey's muscle memory and reaction times often see him acting before his brain has even fully registered the threat and sent the signal to deal with it. Negative downsides: - Once they finish school they might become cops... - Typing long complicated words (anything longer than n00b or pwned) can be difficult for a Twitch Monkey. The most recent research points to Twitch Monkey Syndrome being an evolution of the 1980s "DJ Twitch Finger Syndrome". "The MRI did not reveal any actual brain damage, your son is just a Twitch Monkey".
"Only a Twitch Monkey would call out OWNED during climax (the greatest Twitch of all). I am so leaving you!" "That's the third keyboard you've bought this year. What are you, some kind of Twitch Monkey?" |
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