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one or more means having at least one, but has an option of more than one, yet it is not required "Please make your paper one or more pages." and since the average teenager is tired, lazy, or more interested in sex, they will choose to only write one page, and still receive a B-!
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| 2. | three, four or more-some | ||
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Less than an orgy, but more than any typical monogamous intercourse scenario, the three, four or more-some is a friendly gathering of a few sexually randy friends, who writhe twist, slide and slip all over each other's naked bodies in a pile, or hot tub, or anywhere. Usually the more the merrier, and often taking the shape of a "round robin plug a hole fest". Dude, i am so horny, i need like 80 holes to choose from tonight... lets call the guys and girls over for a three, four or more-some. I have a huge bed, rubber sheets, and a camera so we can show all the kids that will be born out of our unprotected random hole plugging.
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| 3. | Fap or Tap | ||
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The decision that needs to be decided before starting some hot sex. Do you want the moist vag, or do you want the convenience of your hand? Usually debated because of one or more of the following: 1.) Laziness 2.) Time 3.) Gayness Girl: I'm wet. Do me!
Boy: Aughh... it's 4 A.M.! Girl: Pleaaaaaaaaaaaase!! Boy: Oh great. Do I fap or tap, fap or tap... |
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| 4. | Stooping | ||
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1. The act of hanging out in a group of three or more people on a stoop. 2. A group of two or more people going from stoop to stoop for door to door selling, doorknocking, or claiming their territory. 3. The act of pooping stupidly. The combination of the words stupid and pooping. 1. Ryan: Hey Carl. You wanna go stooping after school?
Carl: Sure! We just need one more person for it to be considered stooping. Let's invite Jessica! 2. Jessica: I'd love to go stooping with you, but my job requires me to do the other kind of stooping. I'll be selling candy door to door. 3. Ryan: That's okay Jessica. We'd ask Miles, but he's probably going to be pooping stupidly at that time. He sure is a stooping master! |
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| 5. | And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more | ||
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What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich" Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school
Amy:... Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more |
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| 6. | The Either / Or Party Game | ||
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The "Either / Or" party game is a game of choices played in a closed room (no spectators). It is played with 4 or more players. This is a no questions asked consensual adult game. Players agree to follow the rules and leave ego and inhibitions at the door. It requires one set of dice, three bottles of liquor (marked A, B, and C), a hat (or large bowl), and a list of ultimatums written on paper. The set up is simple. Each player is assigned a number on the dice (1 -12). Use more dice if more players are present. Write ultimatums on each piece of paper, fold them, and place them in the hat. The papers read like "take off one article of clothing OR take one shot from bottle A". They can be as risque as you like. They can say "Drink 2 shots from bottle C OR place your hands down player #4's pants for 2 minutes" or "Take off one article of clothing OR french kiss the person directly to your right for 1 minute". No activity can last more than 2 minutes though (it slows the action). Most "Truth or Dare dares can apply as long as it is given in two different choices. Playing "The Either / Or Party Game": Everyone sits in a circle with the hat, 3 bottles, and dice in the middle. Each player takes a turn (going clockwise) starting with the oldest person first. Once play starts, anyone can forfeit their turn by simply taking off an article of clothing and drinking a shot of one of the bottles (both must be done). Any player can "fold (quit) at any time. A folding player must stay in the circle in their underwear for the duration of the rest of the game. The folded person still holds their dice number, and must continue to participate if a playing member rolls their number. Unconscious players are excempt from all game activity since consent is not available. The winner is the last person to fold. Game can also end with a vote of all players (folded and active).
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| 7. | friends with benefits | ||
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A healthy loveless sexual relationship with one or more partners. 2 or more people haveing sexual intercourse without loveing one another.Also preferd to be kept secret.
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