when a man stretches his penis to his asshole and inserts it past his sphincter either for warmth or out of complete bordom because he has no life.
1. Luke just got off work and he was sitting in front of the TV and there was nothing on so he did a good old Opwanus to entertain himself. but then he got a boner and now he feels violated and gay.

2. Luke just got off work and he was sitting in front of the TV and there was nothing on and his dick was freezing so he did the good old Opwanus and warmed up his dick. but then he got a boner and he felt violated and gay
by power thrust Mctavish April 7, 2010
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