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Descriptive Noun. First part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts. A PESSIMIST is an optimist who does have all the facts. A CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action. A PARANOID is a cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him. Johnny the Optimist says, "Gosh, I'm sure that the Congress will make laws for the benefit of the public rather than those wealthy enough to buy a congressman or senator and slap a bar code on their back! After all, this is a Democracy." (Exits, stage right, humming "America The Beautiful, badly off key.)
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One who usually expects a favorable outcome.One who looks on the bright side of things, or takes hopeful views Aaron says Jamie is very OPTIMIST. This makes Aaron a fucking tard and wrong.
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An optimist is Some person who comes home finds thier back door broken into and thinks a surprise partys been arranged for them "optimist"e.g if i step on to this train track a train wont run me over because im such a darn nice person
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N. One who looks on the bright side of life, though they know that nothing will ever get better. I really am trying to be an Optimist
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A Buffalo Bills fan in August Optimist Bills fan, 1998: "The bills are going all the way this year! We've got Doug Flutie!"
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Someone who lacks rational thinking or the understanding of Occam's Razor. -Hey, check it out. Bob's mom just died, and he's confident she went to heaven.
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An optimist is usually a person who always remains happy and cheerful despite various problems that arise. Besides being wonderful, joyful people to be around, they can also be dangerously unrealistic and at times, wickedly annoying. That is, if you're a pessimist. Optimists are generally loved and appreciated by society; however they are hated and despised by pessimists. (Who are boring, whining people). Person: Ah! I just lost my leg!
Optimist: Don't worry! Maybe... you'll become a talented wheelchair basketball player!! |
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