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The condition where the optic nerve and the rectal nerve get crossed and the person has a shitty outlook on everything.
My boss jumped on me again for being late. I think he has a bad case of opticrectumitis
by Doctor LeRoy September 15, 2005
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A condition that results when your optic nerves and your rectal nerves get crossed up and you get a "crappy" outlook on life.
"What's his problem?"

"Must be suffering from optic-rectumitis."
by bob March 23, 2005
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