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29.
The first woman to have ever been taken hostage by her own minge.
Oprah's minge took her hostage when his plan to discredit her and force her into retirement backfired.
by rustyschackleford January 14, 2008
 
30.
The female equivalent of a sugar daddy. A woman who takes care of her man while he just spends her money.
"Man, every time I go out, I'm spending all this money on these females. I'm trying to get that Oprah dawg!"
by Milk Money Elli May 19, 2009
 
31.
The leader of the most successful cult in the history of the world
Person 1: why are you doing that?

Person 2: because Oprah told me too, oprah knows ALL!!!!!
by oprahismycultlearder May 15, 2009
 
32.
fat black lady who is a closet lesbian and racist. shes gonna grow her female black army and exterminate anyone else, and have extra torchure to white males because she must hate them so much. she gives out gifts that are bugged so she can spy on america. she brainwashes feminists and soccarmoms to do her communist biddings. They slowly are starting with the candy and sugar industry and slowly shutting those down by encourging moms to not buy soda or candy. then she is going to invade the book industry by making her books the most popular and having book stores only stock them. then, she will have her soccarmom and feminist commandos blow certain targets like the capital and cartain military instilations. then she will order her cloned army of black female warriors to detonate the remote bombs placed in her free cars. they will invate the usa, then the un. the undercover agents (identifiable by any black women in any power) will be a mole in the government and create mass confusion allowing her "sisters" to invade with no oposition. the reason i know this is that if you copy down her blinking motions, she spells out codes without vowels and if you dicipher them, shes telling her army when to attack. predicted by the mayans. going to happen on 2012
just wait america. you all think im crazy, but ill be the only one left when you are getting killed by cravy feminist black chicks and oprah
by killoprah before its too late December 02, 2009
 
33.
someone who marches around, showing off carrying designer things whether it be a bag or a can opener.
guy: did you see adam parading around with his new basketball shoes.
girl: yeah, he's such an Oprah.
by girl369x February 02, 2008
 
34.
talk show host. america has thrived off her for 20 years. shes now become the antichrist stating her own religious beliefs which over 2 million people believe now in a matter of days
"Hey man why don't you go to church anymore?"

"Church? F*** church man. I got Oprah."
by JORDAN NORRIS April 22, 2008
 
35.
A say-anything-to-be-popular (read that: rich) shill. Quite possibly the false prophet of the antichrist revealed in Revelation 16:13
Oprah thinks Madonna and Kabbalah are worthwhile.
by littleman77 July 28, 2005