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36. oprah
fat black lady who is a closet lesbian and racist. shes gonna grow her female black army and exterminate anyone else, and have extra torchure to white males because she must hate them so much. she gives out gifts that are bugged so she can spy on america. she brainwashes feminists and soccarmoms to do her communist biddings. They slowly are starting with the candy and sugar industry and slowly shutting those down by encourging moms to not buy soda or candy. then she is going to invade the book industry by making her books the most popular and having book stores only stock them. then, she will have her soccarmom and feminist commandos blow certain targets like the capital and cartain military instilations. then she will order her cloned army of black female warriors to detonate the remote bombs placed in her free cars. they will invate the usa, then the un. the undercover agents (identifiable by any black women in any power) will be a mole in the government and create mass confusion allowing her "sisters" to invade with no oposition. the reason i know this is that if you copy down her blinking motions, she spells out codes without vowels and if you dicipher them, shes telling her army when to attack. predicted by the mayans. going to happen on 2012
just wait america. you all think im crazy, but ill be the only one left when you are getting killed by cravy feminist black chicks and oprah
1. oprah
To make billions of money and show off in front of middle-aged white women
Dude, did you watch "Apprentice" last night? Trump was totally Oprah!
by Phalkon Oct 31, 2004 add a video
2. Oprah
Possibly the richest black person alive, man or woman.
Oprah gave away 7 million dollars worth of brand new cars to her audience on her 19th season opener.
by anonymous Sep 19, 2004 add a video
3. Oprah
A rich, powerful, black women, that can buy ANYONE she wants, example: Dr. Phil
You just mad cause you suckas just got Oprahed
4. oprah
The world's current Sith Lord
Her current apprentices are possibly Dr Phil or that white designer he-bitch she owns, or perhaps even Tom Cruise (hehe midget)

"Watch out or Oprah will fry you with her sith powers"
"Oprah is so Sithy she eats bricks for breakfast (which also explains her weight)"
"Oprah is going to take over the galaxy one day, better not pay out black folks"
5. oprah
The woman that brainwashed my mom to stop buying soda. Forever
Chick on oprah: ''And I lost 40 pounds after cutting soda out of my life completley!

My mom: *brainwashed* Must. Stop. Buying. Soda.
6. oprah
To coax an answer or confession out of someone with gentle persuasion, like the talk-show host.
"I didn't want to tell her, but she Oprah'd it out of me."
by The Evil Pop Tart Feb 27, 2005 add a video
7. Oprah
The act of a female endlessly bashing males in response to all of their problems, named obviously after the talk show host that loves to whine about how bad men are.
Look at Jennifer over there pulling a Oprah!
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