"Oh my black Nubian princess, tell us your wise input, after this dumb white bitch is finished talking".
"I will spend my billions to support black children in Africa and all black causes, just watch whitey! By the way, cracker, what size chains would fit you?"
My name is Oprah Winfrey and all my movies, plays, commercials and distinguised speakers are black, because we are better than honkey.
My choices will support only African American intelligent people, I will choose white speakers who make us look better, because we, the blacks are better than you!
White soccer moms: "Yessum Miz Oprah! We do annyting you say Miz Oprah!"
Oprah: Now pay to attention to mah freend Doctor Phil. He know how to make yew wenches satisfy yo' bucks".
White soccer moms: "Lawdy!, We be hanging on all his words Miz Oprah."
Mr. One: "Hmm.. shouldn't she focus on the unstable economy or that horrendous war instead of these trivial issues?"